Hose Barb

A middle-aged man who inserts and attaches himself into much older woman’s lives in exchange for banana bread and hummus.

He’s such a hose barb. Every time an old lady shows up he disappears and comes back with snacks.

by Barbra75 February 14, 2025

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Barbed wire Blowjob

When a girl with braces has a siezure while giving you a blowjob

Guy1: yeah this girl with braces was giving me head and then had a siezure ripping my dick apart
Guy2: damn bro you got a barbed wire blowjob

by Primitivebean March 15, 2022

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Barb

The scariest grandma in existence mostly known from hereditary

"Is that fucking barb?"

"Oh shit it's barb"
"There's barb"
"Barb?"
"Barb's behind you! "

by Jacob zenl August 22, 2022

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The star hockey player formerly on the hurricanes now on the Loyola hockey team. His brother louis barbes would have a much funnier name if his name was Louie g. His middle name is Lorenzo forming the perfect name Adrian Lorenzo barbes. He was diagnosed with an astigmatism 3 minutes after he was born. Some say in the middle of the night you can hear the laugh of Adrian lorenzo barbes rattling in your head.

Adrian barbes missed the net

by CheeseTweeze September 8, 2023

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