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Tesla Shocker

“Two in the b-hole, one in the p-hole.”

A sexual act similar to the shocker, except instead of inserting two fingers into the vagina and one finger into the anus, two fingers are inserted into the anus and one finger into the urethra.
Elon Musk is about to be giving the Tesla Shocker to bitches on the hyper-loop.
by AnneFranksUncle September 5, 2018
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Tesla Semi

The kind of erection you get as the Tesla stock price drops
Stock dropped 15% today, gave me a nice Tesla Semi
by Gains Train March 31, 2025
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Tesla Cat

A very lazy thing that sleeps all the time. Only gets up to eat and poop. (It is allergic to drip especially dripy hats) (Looks like a cow)
Aw man tesla cat woke up for something that isnt eating?
by bigfatratcat August 3, 2021
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Tesla

Hey, no. Nobody gives a fuck what Trump buys. Get him out of here. The stock market drop doesn't count as paying for AI.
Hym "Tesla is shit and it's about 2-5 years away from running on stolen AI. Stop trying to set me up as a liar so you don't have to tell the truth. Children died because you chose Elon arbitrarily because you wanted to try and claim that I was worse than a retard and now that I am the creator of AI and Elon is not, you are trying to cover it up. You're an ingrate and your word is good for nothing. No more carbon credits until he and the rest of them pay for AI."
by Hym Iam March 12, 2025
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Tesla minivan

When you insert a vibrator into the vagina and fist into the anus.
We started the night with a little foreplay and then the Tesla minivan!
by VikingWarMachine October 30, 2019
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tiny bite tesla

Just like the game of punchbuggy or slugbug when you see a Volkswagen Beetle, but this is when you see a Tesla you give the a slight horse-bite (pinch). You have to say "no bite back" or they can pinch you back.
Kris: Ohh, tiny bite tesla!! *pinch*

Me: Dang it!!
Kris: No bite back hahaha!!!
by DJ Dammit Man December 22, 2024
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