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take luck

taken from comedian Brian Reagan. a cross between take care and good luck.
"Take luck and care for it!"
by Meg February 15, 2005
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Take No L's

Take No L's, the term meaning one who takes no loses and avoids rejection. Basically a savage.
Bruh 1: Yo Bruh, we taking no L's at the club tonight.
Bruh 2: Yea Take No L's, we not getting stood up.
Bruh 1: And we gon turn up... Straight Savages
by BaseballMan28 December 11, 2016
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take the beej

To take the beej is when a guy realizes he has a girl at his place that he doesn't want there but whatever driving force got her there can't be stopped. The girl has to be such a miss match that he won't have sex with her, but he'll take the beej.

Most commonly, this scenario is a direct result of online dating or a drunk night at the bar.
Drew: "Yah she came over with a bottle of wine but didn't look anything like her pictures..."
Marc: "Did you take the beej?"
Drew: "I took the beej."
by tylerdurden44 June 19, 2010
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taking the nut

when you are sucking a penis and the person ejaculates in your mouth and you swallow it
stacy likes taking the nut because she says spitters and quitters
by taking the nut July 8, 2017
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Jack Take

An opinion so bad about something it goes beyond an L take.
Will: yo, Jack said that battlefield 2042 is “fun”.
Frank: wow thats such a Jack Take.
by Semper-S3XY May 20, 2023
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taking a wizard

when you've been holding in a piss for so long it has to potential to be of Austin Powers tier. Most commonly performed in Amish
When me and the homies were on the road trip through Amish they almost ditched me when I was taking a wizard.
by hossman_jago November 7, 2019
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Taking A Bill

1. The elimination of horrible fecal waste through one's anus, more extreme than the average process.

2. Taking an unbelievable shit to the point it's not a shit, it's taking a Bill.

3. A sweat-filled, terribly smelly, wet dump; one in which you must remove your shirt, can only be called taking a Bill.

4. A very time-consuming poop, usually requiring countless wipes and many flushes.
Frank: "Hey, what took you so long? I waited nearly 30 minutes."

Tom: "Screw you man, I was taking a Bill. It was horrible. The wiping would never end."

Frank: "Oh man, I'm so sorry. My bad bro."
by TheGeniusChild June 21, 2011
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