Swine Flu: Fat Greedy Mexicans Terrorising the Americans by dressing in pig costumes and invading their country by the millions.
by JFEL May 04, 2009
The fact the regardless of what you have (a cold, a cough, or just don't show up to school)every person in the room accuses you of having swine flu or the fact that any sickness will now be referred to as Swine Flu to the common public.
GUY 1: *sneeze*
GUY 2: Bless You
GUY 1: Thanks man.
GUY 3: Ugh! Don't bless him! He has Swine Flu!
GUY 2: Ew! nuh uh!
CLASS: What!? Guy 1 HAs Swine Flu! RUNNNN!
GUY 2: Dudes, chill it's Probably just "Swine Faux"
GUY 2: Bless You
GUY 1: Thanks man.
GUY 3: Ugh! Don't bless him! He has Swine Flu!
GUY 2: Ew! nuh uh!
CLASS: What!? Guy 1 HAs Swine Flu! RUNNNN!
GUY 2: Dudes, chill it's Probably just "Swine Faux"
by Xzjak May 07, 2009
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by Jon Hopkins September 22, 2009
a female or male who is contagious with swine flu, and hooks up with others for the sole purpose of spreading the swine flu.
i thought i met a new girl to bone, but it turns out shes a swine slut.. now i only have 3 days to live
by swineslut May 07, 2009
Reporter: Oh sweet jesus there is this new swine flu and it is going to kill your children! Oh yeah and did we mention it comes from dirty mexican pigs. Haha i know you dont have to say dirty.
<2 weeks later>
Reporter: Actually it seems that most people survive this previously stated fatal pandemic disease, sorry everyone. Oh yeah that pig farm where it came from is owned by a U.S. corporation...moving on. This week on American idol jimmy jon made a gaffe by singing with a sammich in his mouth.
<2 weeks later>
Reporter: Actually it seems that most people survive this previously stated fatal pandemic disease, sorry everyone. Oh yeah that pig farm where it came from is owned by a U.S. corporation...moving on. This week on American idol jimmy jon made a gaffe by singing with a sammich in his mouth.
by Gordon Downs May 03, 2009