swallow master

An elite cock sucker who always does three things except under uncontrollable circumstances:

Will not stop until you are completely spent
Will never miss a single stroke
Will never spill even one drop of evidence

Be careful man, she's a swallow master. You don't want to catch any feelings.

by Hoosierdaddy1 December 11, 2022

Dry Swallow

When someone throats a dry substance with no liquid.

Damn!!!! The vanilla gorilla just dry swallowed that whole jar of Parmesan.

by El Magnate October 16, 2019

Angry swallow

When a girl is adamant that she doesn't swallow but you blow your load in her mouth, pinch her nose and seal her mouth til it's gone anyway.
Not only will she be pretty pissed off at what has just slipped down her throat, her arms will undoubtedly be flapping about like an angry bird fighting its way out of a cat's jaws!

A vet described an angry swallow as the sexual equivalent of getting cats and dogs to take tablets, only without putting your dick in their mouth first.

The more of a princess she is the more potential for an angry swallow.

by In_your_endo February 1, 2021

texas swallow

when you pull your dick out of a gun holster and cum in someones mouth and they swallow

he watched too many John Wayne movies and made his girl try the texas swallow

by strikethepieta February 25, 2021

A European Swallow

A type of bird that migrates, weighs 5 ounces, and CANNOT carry a one-pound coconut.
These birds are very different than African swallows, which are bigger, and most likely COULD carry a one-pound coconut. But African Swallows do not migrate, so they wouldn't carry one if they tried.

"How far can a swallow fly?"
"Well which one, a European Swallow or an African Swallow?"

by Namonya March 5, 2021

swamp swallow

The term used to describe a male ice addict , the female version being .... Puddle duck .

" look out ladies ...put the pips away . Here comes that bloody swamp swallow again ! "

by Queen Akasha 666 October 11, 2022

Swamp swallow

A swamp swallow is the males version of the classic " puddle duck " ( the name given to a female that will happily have relations with pretty much anyone that is offering the drug "ice" in exchange .

Sally says.... "Holy shit ....Quick hide the pipe" . . . to Sarah as the "swamp swallow" ....aka - Andrew enters the residence .

by Queen Akasha 666 October 12, 2022