texas swallow

when you pull your dick out of a gun holster and cum in someones mouth and they swallow

he watched too many John Wayne movies and made his girl try the texas swallow

by strikethepieta February 25, 2021

Septic Swallow

When a guy is sitting on the toilet, taking a dump, and you're sucking him off and swallowing his cum.

I was giving him a septic swallow, and his shit sprayed all over my face!

by WhipPoorWill12 July 13, 2019

A European Swallow

A type of bird that migrates, weighs 5 ounces, and CANNOT carry a one-pound coconut.
These birds are very different than African swallows, which are bigger, and most likely COULD carry a one-pound coconut. But African Swallows do not migrate, so they wouldn't carry one if they tried.

"How far can a swallow fly?"
"Well which one, a European Swallow or an African Swallow?"

by Namonya March 5, 2021

gay swallower

IT'S A GAY GUY THAT GIVES HEAD AND SWALLOWS.

LAST NIGHT I MET MIKE AT THE BAR AND HE GAVE ME HEAD AND SWALLOWED.. HE IS A GAY SWALLOWER.

by BAXTER SENDLBECK May 3, 2018

Balloon Swallower

1 A person who swallows balloons full of drugs and who shits them out at a later date, a drug mule.
2 Can also be used as a detagatoey term for Hispanic South Americans.

1 Border Agent: "that Colombian looks like a balloon swallower"

2 Me: "Jorge you're a damm balloon swallowed"

by Biggjigglyballs May 10, 2018

horn swallower

The act of swallowing ones whole penis

That Gary is an A-one horn swallower!

by Jdub101 October 11, 2016

swallow master

An elite cock sucker who always does three things except under uncontrollable circumstances:

Will not stop until you are completely spent
Will never miss a single stroke
Will never spill even one drop of evidence

Be careful man, she's a swallow master. You don't want to catch any feelings.

by Hoosierdaddy1 December 11, 2022