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Dashboard Surfing

The act taken by the passenger sitting shotgun described as putting ones naked feet up on the dashboard while driving around in a car, usually on a hot summer day, and often with one of the feet hanging out the window resting on the rearview mirror.
Craig: Oh gross! Check out the chick in the car next to us - she is totally dashboard surfing while her boyfriend is driving.

John: Yuk! Her toenails are skanky!

Craig: Oh my god, now she is sticking one of her feet out the window to rest it on the rearview mirror!

John: sick
by 2dboy July 7, 2010
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Jedi Surfs

Jedi Surfs the famous surfing dog. An Australian Kelpie who loves the water. He is an entertainer, and super cute.
Wow check out that dog! It's Jedi Surfs!
Who's that surf dog? It's Jedi Surfs!

Isn't Jedi Surfs cute?
by Dinokid July 14, 2013
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Guide Surfing

The art of watching a TV show and using your digital set-top box guide feature to see what else is on TV.
I quit channel surfing when I got a digital cable box and started guide surfing.
by valleymd April 16, 2010
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surfing to bed

The feeling of being so tired that you feel as though you are being rocked asleep by waves.
Today was such a long day, I'm surfing to bed.
by Agent 445 July 18, 2017
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couch surfing

A skilled professional sport; most often taken up by the homeless musician. It may consist of riding the 'ultimate wave' ( prolonged or permanently scored sofa accomidation) or smaller and shorter waves (temporary stays).
These skilled and talented 'couch athletes' sometimes consider getting a job, but usually are back out in the surf within a few weeks thereafter. WARNING: This culture is extremely territorial!
Locals only dude!! Dont snake my wave or I'll smash my guitar over your head...
by herbiewa July 27, 2004
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Stool Surfing

The act of making full use of modern smartphone technology to skive work by surfing the internet whilst sat on the toilet doing your own download.
Boss. "Where's that teaboy gone, I haven't seen him for ages"?
Me. "He will be sat on the bog stool surfing".
Boss. "When he gets back I'll cram that phone so far up his cornhole he won't sit down for a week"!
Me. "I think he'd like that too".
by Zenyk July 1, 2014
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Nada Surf

A band that basically combines mellow tunage with rockin riffs. If you don't love them, you don't deserve to live right now.
Fuck you. You don't listen to Nada Surf.
by Lauren Seale November 7, 2007
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