sperm whale

A fat slut, somone with a loose snatch! see also; Sperm bank

that gemma has slept had more prick then an antique dart board! shes a proper sperm whale!

by BrettR June 26, 2006

sperm luck

being born into the rich family, or just a loving family if you will

Rich bastard: I inherited all my money from my parents
Homeless guy: i hate you because of your sperm luck, i have no money
Middle class lawyer: I work hard for my money, I wish I had that kind of sperm luck

by oh well April 25, 2006

sperm head

Slang... Can be used as a synonym for "Dude"

Ay, Sperm Head, lets go kick it at tha park.

by myspace.com/mobydick3009 April 16, 2007

Sperm Cramp

Effectively a blockage that happens inside the testis, causes a varying degree of pain depending on the severity of the cramp and the individual. Not all males have sperm cramps, it must be stated that some men also do not know what it feels like going under a sperm cramp.

When I started to hit puberty I remember waking up painfully due to a harsh pain in my groin acting up, I learned it was a sperm cramp.

by Дecca September 9, 2023

Moose sperm on the steam

When plastic donkey shower is in Albuquerque and hurts rebus with mooseram and frank comes out and eats all the taco time

Oh no your such a moose sperm on the steam

by Tony the cat April 20, 2022

Sperm piss

The first piss you take after a wank or sex

"Just had a super wank gunna take a sperm piss now brb"

by Luminous Wedgie January 24, 2008

sperm

Most of you are describing semen. Sperm is the male reproductive cell (the tadpole thing), semen refers to the ejaculate, which has sperm in it.

Sperm fertilizes an egg.
Semen is manly cum.

by Tragicalrocker November 14, 2003