Bob: Jamie let me slap u
Jamie: why
Bob: Because it’s National slap Jamie capaldi day xoxo
Jamie: fair
Jamie: why
Bob: Because it’s National slap Jamie capaldi day xoxo
Jamie: fair
by Aa.ron45 January 2, 2023

by stulingxcrest October 6, 2021

Every March 13th you have the right to to slap a male or female's ass to celebrate the holidays!
Be sure to say "No homo" if necessary
Be sure to say "No homo" if necessary
Jacob: hey man it's March 13th you know what that mean
Me: oh shit it's National Slap Ass Day how could I forget!
Me: oh shit it's National Slap Ass Day how could I forget!
by SuperDope Trash March 12, 2020

me on Dec 3 :(slap ur friends day)
Me: hey.
Friend: hii
Me: *slaps*
Friend: ouch what was that for?!
Me: didnt u forget, it's slap ur friends day.
Friend: oh that's right.
Slap You're Friends Day, it's where u need to slap you're Friends even tho if they helped you in life and all that shi *laffs* so do it
Me: hey.
Friend: hii
Me: *slaps*
Friend: ouch what was that for?!
Me: didnt u forget, it's slap ur friends day.
Friend: oh that's right.
Slap You're Friends Day, it's where u need to slap you're Friends even tho if they helped you in life and all that shi *laffs* so do it
by Nina Simone November 21, 2021

by Obama UwU suzy baka April 25, 2022

today is your day to slap a miles. give him the biggest five star you can because today is your day to do it.
drew: *slaps miles*
miles: "hey what was that for ?!"
drew: "it's national slap miles day"
miles: "oh, makes sense"
miles: "hey what was that for ?!"
drew: "it's national slap miles day"
miles: "oh, makes sense"
by weirdo0102 December 9, 2021

person: Hey, it’s january 8th
hoe: ok??
person: you know what that mean…
hoe: oh shit its National Slap a Hoe Day
hoe: ok??
person: you know what that mean…
hoe: oh shit its National Slap a Hoe Day
by rawrtastical January 8, 2024
