That will be a no from me.
Dude: I just asked her out and got Simon Cowell’d.
Waiter: Would you like to try the squid, tonight?
Customer: That’s a no from me.
Waiter: Why does the squid always get Simon Cowell’d?
Waiter: Would you like to try the squid, tonight?
Customer: That’s a no from me.
Waiter: Why does the squid always get Simon Cowell’d?
by Luna Stark November 20, 2019
Get the Simon Cowell’d mug.A YouTuber, part of the Sidemen group, has a few songs out(check them out), has a podcast - What's Good? with Randolph who is a friend of the Sidemen who regularly helps film videos. Simon is allegedly known to be KSI(JJ)'s boyfriend, Calfreezy's twin one may say. He is an elite Fortnite dancer, the rap or crap mastermind, TikToking skills master, dyes his hair often, most importantly GREAT AT FOOTBALL and is quite handsome to be fair. He was a posh kid who went to a private school. He calls his friend Zerkaa(Josh) old when in reality he is only 3 days younger.
Person 1 - "hey, have you watched the new Simon Minter video?"
Person 2 - "lol, what's up with you calling him like that, mate?"
Person 2 - "lol, what's up with you calling him like that, mate?"
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by toe sniffer January 6, 2021
Get the Simon cowell mug.Simmy is perfection...
1) She is extremely intelligent and creative and is a complete badass but on the inside is a softy...
Adding to that she is a great leader and really mature.
2)Simmy is extremely loyal and can be trusted as a friend or girlfriend : she will never cheat, lie or trick you. Also, she is really supportive and trusts people who are Loyal to her.
3) She is perfect!
She has a mesmerising smile and seductive eyes and an amazing body and makes other girls envy .In addition, she always attracts attention without even trying!
4) She is brave and fearless but can sometimes be a bit too hyper and over dramatic when excited.
5) She is sometimes sensitive towards criticism but is strong and able to pick up the pieces of her broken heart and rebuild herself.
6)AWESOME FANGIRL
7) She is musical and artistic and has multiple talents
So overall, Simmy is perfect and talented.
So hug a Simmy and tell her so...
a: Did you see Simmy?
b: yeah. she's so hot
or
A: Letting go of Simmy was the hardest thing
b: You were lucky to have her but you just threw her away...
1) She is extremely intelligent and creative and is a complete badass but on the inside is a softy...
Adding to that she is a great leader and really mature.
2)Simmy is extremely loyal and can be trusted as a friend or girlfriend : she will never cheat, lie or trick you. Also, she is really supportive and trusts people who are Loyal to her.
3) She is perfect!
She has a mesmerising smile and seductive eyes and an amazing body and makes other girls envy .In addition, she always attracts attention without even trying!
4) She is brave and fearless but can sometimes be a bit too hyper and over dramatic when excited.
5) She is sometimes sensitive towards criticism but is strong and able to pick up the pieces of her broken heart and rebuild herself.
6)AWESOME FANGIRL
7) She is musical and artistic and has multiple talents
So overall, Simmy is perfect and talented.
So hug a Simmy and tell her so...
a: Did you see Simmy?
b: yeah. she's so hot
or
A: Letting go of Simmy was the hardest thing
b: You were lucky to have her but you just threw her away...
by NATHAN FEARON August 9, 2021
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It has a strange sense of humor because it loves surfing. He goes by it/it.
It has bad skills on HeartStone, but it still thinks he is great in it.
It usually does funny things for the meme, such as paying Goleador with 1 cent coins.
It has a strange sense of humor because it loves surfing. He goes by it/it.
It has bad skills on HeartStone, but it still thinks he is great in it.
It usually does funny things for the meme, such as paying Goleador with 1 cent coins.
by simomine October 11, 2022
Get the SimoMine mug.Simona is a middle aged lady. She yells for no reason, and doesn't permit nice smells in her class (for risk of an L1)
Simona is annoying.
Simona is annoying.
by Clara Sophie November 28, 2022
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