uni scrote

A man having testicles so large that it appears as if it is one giant ball

My fiances uni scrote is as big as a softball

by cupcakebandit87 November 10, 2015

Viking Scrote Beard

A Viking like beard from the pubiscus hairs on ones ballsack

His Viking scrote beard attracted all the men of the town

by BannonBalls January 2, 2022

whips scrote

A totally awesome occurrence when your laughing so hard that your scrotum whips back and fourth!

Jon: says something super funny!
Jimithy: laughed so hard that he whips scrote!

by bbuttman October 26, 2017

Scroted

Verb - To make dirty, or smeared

Dude, you scroted the keyboard with your Cheetos fingers.

by Mystery Muse December 14, 2021

scrote

An insult that a feminist called me a few years ago

Me: You probably shouldn't joke about killing male babies. I know men suck, but why are you bringing babies into this? Also, you said you're a feminist, but isn't feminism supposed to be "the advocacy of women's rights on the basis of the equality of the sexes"?

Feminism: Shut the f*ck up, you scrote!
Me: *reluctantly turns the other cheek*

by standing up for what's right December 4, 2023

Scrote-Brain

A chronic illness, commonly brought on by drug use, which is often seen in men. The afflicted men will behave in unusual ways, such as saying embarrassing or unruly statements.

Severe cases of Scrote-Brain can lead the afflicted individual to display physical behavior beyond rational explanation, such as digging through trash, hoarding, terrorizing the general populace, etc.

Scrote-Brain is thought to be incurable. However, some studies have shown positive results with the afflicted simply choosing to improve their lives of their own volition. Due to this mechanism, the recovery rate is both exceedingly miniscule, and highly random.

"Did you see that guy licking the pavement behind the KFC? He looks like he's got severe Scrote-Brain."

by The_sp00k January 11, 2022

Scrote Moat

When one’s undergarments are soiled so marvelously that the contents of their excrement travel forward and up, encircling the scrotum. Seen most often during infancy and discovered during a diaper change. However, this predicament is theoretically possible in adulthood when a falsely trusted toot turns into an over achieving shart, becoming more than the unfortunate soul bargained for.

Babe, pass the wipes, a fresh diaper, and a HAZMAT bag our son just gave himself a hefty scrote moat.

*farts and checks* Fuckin’ hell Stephen, I just decimated my chonies! Let’s ditch this party so I can clean up this scrote moat.

by The OG Tigerbeard July 5, 2025