Apple inverted / natural scrolling - I want it to GO AWAY

I just upgraded to OSX Lion 10.7, I own a normal fucking mouse (Intellimouse), not some "magic-harry-potter" mouse, and I hate invented scrolling - in fact, trouble is that I cannot find a way to change it.

When I go to "System Preferences" - "Mouse" .. there's nothing. When I go to "System Preferences" - "Microsoft Mouse"; guess what? NOT A FUCKING THING.

So gents and ladys, how do I get rid of this piece of shit so I can fucking scroll as I've been doing for the last two decades?

Jesus-fucking-Christ, fuck you, Steve!

Oh, and to you out there, who answers this question: THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR KINDNESS!

How can I remove inverted scrolling in OSX Lion with a normal (NO MAGIC MOUSE) mouse? Apple inverted / natural scrolling - I want it to GO AWAY

by A very mad Apple-buyer. July 27, 2011

scraping fettuccine alfredo

Another term for kissing, because fettuccine noodles are long and flat like tongues.

First used in Supergirl #19, when Supergirl and Wonder Girl were about to Kiss (we're not joking. seriously, look it up) and Ravager (who is apparently the lesbian equivalent of a cockblocker) interrupted them (with a rocket launcher) and said the bellow sentence.

"Wonder-Girl AND Supergirl scraping fettuccine alfredo? Someone get a video camera... we'll get two billion hits on YouTube."

by Woodunt U. Lyketano July 14, 2014

scraming

In the context of a verb it can mean ejaculating in one's belly button and then eating the ejaculation from the bellybutton.

guy 1: yo did you hear about becky and josh
guy 2: yeah i heard he tried scraming on her.
guy 1: gross.

by yourloyalcatgirl December 29, 2020

Fudge Scraping

To accidentally lick the females asshole while in the act of 69ing.

Dude, I licked a bit too high today and ended up fudge scraping Debra.

by Seal Team Sexy July 11, 2011

Vagina Scraping

A female hobby that involves the scraping of the vagina with any kind of object.

She takes vagina scraping to the next level using shards of glass and sand paper.

by Joecumshum July 14, 2013

Teeth Scraping

When you get cum stuck in your teeth and you try to get it out with a toothpick

now i can eat again after went teeth scraping

by Beef Twerky July 27, 2014

scrapings

When driving past another car when there's not enough room for both of you.
You give the other car scrapings

"I'll fucking scrape you butt!"

by illest January 31, 2004