Mouse Pad

Feminine protection for mice. Similar to rodent tampons.

Mouse Pad... O_o

by Poor boy from a poor family November 28, 2003

The Pad

Where the boys get lit during break times. Only the best of the best can survive. Many people can't handle the pad and have had to level down to Football or becoming Charlie's friend.

Oi, why has LOOOOGAAAN not been at the pad recently.

by Dubsy Wubsy September 17, 2020

lily pad

The act of making an Island of Toilet Paper in a person's toilet then taking a crap on top of it. This leaves the your heep of crap to smolder above the water and really stink up the bathroom.

" I went to Griffin's house and Pulled a Lily pad."

by "HardBody" April 27, 2003

lilly pad

when you strech your sack over another mans head then hop over him like a frog. if done right it can be quite satisfying.

This is not gay... lilly pad

by jrscott2949 February 1, 2009

whore pad

This is where a whore live. Generally found in run down areas of cities, but also found on canal barges, to give the "punter" the feeling that the earth is moving, and that they are getting value for money.

Fred: Shit man, I need to get laid, but dont want any of the emotional shit that comes with a girlfriend.
Alan: Well why don't you get down to the "whore pad" and fuck some slut, i'll even give you a lift there if you want!
Fred: Thanks, you really are a true friend!

by Paul Fleming July 9, 2006

cum pad

A tattoo above a woman's ass crack on her lower back.

Ummm... look at the cum pad on that girl!

by winsen November 7, 2007

adultery pad

A residence whose main or sole purpose is to host extramarital affairs. Adultery pads are commonly, but not exclusively, owned by wealthy, married men.

Instead of meeting his mistress at the Ritz Carlton, John entertained her at his adultery pad, a luxurious condominium in Laguna Beach.

by cdavischicago April 14, 2010