Doodle pad

A woman who is covered in tattoos, usually ones that are completely terrible. She is a whore, but will try to argue that she's not.

"Did you go out last night?"
"Yeah I went to the strip club and fucked a doodle pad!"
"Doodle pad?"
"Yeah, she was this stripper w
Jo had this terrible dragon tattoo that wrapped all around her body....I should probably get tested."

by I'mnotalesbian March 12, 2015

lily pad

A safe landing spot when jumping off out of a tough situation. Frogs jump from pad to pad to avoid being eaten.

Jumping to a better job, to a different relationship, to a different living situation, all are jumping to a different lily pad.

by ApersonwhoiscurrentknownasRick February 9, 2012

landing pad

A layer of toilet paper laying on the top of the water in the toilet to keep you from getting backsplash.

Luckily the landing pad was there to catch my massive shit.

by kb June 18, 2006

Brillo pad

1. A rough cloth used to scrub.
2. A head of curly unsoft hair.
3. Anything rough in feeling.

1. I need a brillo pad to get this clean.
2. I can't get my fingers through this brillo pad.
3. Your skin is like a brillo pad.

by Kenzie November 26, 2003

man pad

Wad of toilet paper or tissues tucked into the crack of your ass in order to reduce the incidence of chafing, of "chapped qwak".

Dude, I've got to go to the head for a second. Feels like my man pad needs changing.

by Rug Warriors December 16, 2009

Base Pad

A misnomer of the baseball term “Base paths” which refers to the imaginary line from the center line (unmarked) between first to second to third base. It also includes the line (marked) from home to first and from third to home The runner is not allowed to leave this imaginary line to avoid being tagged out, unless the runner is avoiding a player fielding a batted ball.

The variation derives from a mispronunciation of the term “base path” where the “th” in “paths”, is lazily spoken resulting in a “Z” or “D” sound at the end of the word.

Background:
On the New York Mets Message Board August 28, 2010, poster “C0bra” Insulted fellow posters for not having heard of the term “Base Pads” and continued to insist that it was in fact, a real baseball term. Poster “Ilikethemets” was first to call out the mistake, hilarity thus ensued.

“you don't know what a base pad is? wow do you even watch baseball lol” -C0bra

by ge18 August 28, 2010

pad miss

In a dance game, (DDR, In The Groove, Pump It Up) it's when a bad pad causes you to miss a step and not the player. Usually happens on older machines or badly-managed machines.

"This DDR machine sucks. I got a bunch of pad misses."

by Phillip F. August 23, 2005