Split Loaf

When you wear a thong and shit in your pants and the shit splits in half.

That thong wearing stripper just did a split loaf on stage.

by BBOT5000 March 3, 2018

spider loaf

a spider plush toy

i love spider loaf

by spider loaf December 11, 2017

Chicken Loaf

Australian rhyming slang term. It is a polite replacement for "Fucking Oath"

Do you want a cold beer mate?", "Yeah, chicken loaf i do!" and also "Man its a bloody hot day!" "Chicken loaf, its stinkin' hot!

by Dearie Me April 11, 2011

snazzy loaf

A very cute dog that looks like a loaf.

Look at the snazzy loaf waddling down the street!

by He let me call him guppy August 18, 2018

Loafed up

1. Like a cat chillin', content, just lookin

Person A: I wanna be like that cat loafed up

by Loaf_man_ren123 October 16, 2023

malt loaf

Malt loaf has a sweet taste and a chewy texture like very heavy, soft bread. It is made from malt and often contains fruit such as raisins. Many eat it with a spread of butter, chocolate or cheese.

SoreenAunt Ellen's is another brand of malt loafs. Both are produced in Manchester

by dixieheart March 16, 2009

Dinner Loaf

A dinner loaf is a classic America food staple in which the chef takes a dump in a toilet and tenderly removes the loaf from the bowl and places it on a platter. It is tradition to "pinch the loaf" before serving to test it quality, viscosity, consistency, volume, and overall quality before serving to guests. The only way to carve and serve a dinner loaf is by using a magazine page. If it cuts easily it is a quality loaf!

Jim said to Sally "Hey girl ya hungry?"
Sally replied "I could eat!"
Jim earnestly then brought her to the bathroom showing her his glorius "dinner loaf".

Sally; upon noticing the dinner loaf was steamy and of high quality jumped in joy and said "leaping lemurs I haven't had dinner loaf in a coons age!"

by P8k&& February 18, 2018