A Candy Cane Dick is when a person wears tighty whiteys and their dick becomes curved like a candy cane.
Alex: Yo, David! You still wearing those tighty whiteys??
David: Yeah, why?
Alex: Hahahah, You must have a candy cane dick!
David: Yeah, why?
Alex: Hahahah, You must have a candy cane dick!
by God_One November 24, 2013

The proscess of sexual intercourse with a girl during her period, then pulling out with your dick bloddy and ejaculating in her mouth and her putting it on your dick for a red and white dick.
by Gandhi44 November 5, 2004

by Henrydickthong42069 February 15, 2017

by sweetbill May 5, 2008

by SpeakEasy November 8, 2003

When a person proceeds to dump a massive load on a candy cane, then proceeds to insert it anally to his/her love partner.
by dubcrew December 13, 2012

Famed by the infamous Lee Corso,the ex- coach and broadcaster from ESPN. Legend has it Corso exclaims this whilst getting his piece smoked by young college hotties in bars while bouncing from town to town doing games.
by The Man Himself December 18, 2004
