dad?

The question you ask when your dad went out 2 hours ago and you can’t find him

Where’d you come from where’d you go where did you come from cotton eye joe

Dad?: you can’t find him anywhere he left becaus he doesn’t love you

by I_want_to_die_420 May 18, 2018

Dad

An imaginary figure of your life.

My dad left to get the milk.

by IHonetlyDontGiveAShit November 7, 2020

Dad

Someone who leaves you before you're born.

Me: my dad is gone.

by DadIsGone November 15, 2018

dad

gone

Dad never came home after getting the milk. gone, forever.

by yourlocalmcdonalds July 1, 2021

Dad

The guy in my life who never came back.

my dad left bro.

by Echothememedude February 10, 2018

Dad

A person who usually leaves.

That person is such a dad.

by peepee pee pee July 23, 2019

Dad

I will be back soon... 7 years later with a girlfriend who 11 years younger with 16 hookers on the side.

Look its dad with a new bitch

by bigboybiggg April 12, 2020