Dexter Morgan

The act of wearing a condom and wrapping ones testicles and/or pubic region in cellophane before performing intercourse with their partner while she is on the menstrual cycle.

Man: Yeah, my girlfriend was on the rag, so I had to pull a Dexter Morgan.
Friend: That must have been like a murder scene.

by Demko1104 January 2, 2011

Captain Morgan That Shit

When you do the Captain Morgan Stance at random times and in random places usually for pictures.

Kristin: Hey Bailey look an old wooden boat here by the Dredge in Sumpter, ID.
Bailey: I'm going to Captain Morgan That Shit!!!!

by It's Bailey Bitch!!! January 19, 2009

margaretta

margaretta is a very sweet girl and hot as hell she is loyal and kind and sometimes shy until u get to know her she gets fun and crazy she also doesnt like being alone but if she isolates herself it must mean somethings wrong so comfort her she also will keep secrets but eventually they will come out.

Did you see Margaretta today? She looks gorgeous!

by cumeatdaddy006900 June 10, 2018

The Morgan Freeman Theory

"The theory that everyone thinks and/or accepted that God looks like Morgan Freeman".

Used on the Colbert Report (reference to the movie Bruce Almighty)

I have recently fallen victim to The Morgan Freeman Theory

by JoeBee January 18, 2008

Saint Margaret School

This place is a living hell hole. Teachers have told students they are the people who started the Holocaust. Very fat vice principal that smells like shit.

I heard that kid at Saint Margaret School was raped by his vice principal

by bigrichardcock January 31, 2019

margarett

A very beautiful lady.Talented,Nice hair and very loving.She has a big heart but is very needy to go shopping at the mall.

Oh my gosh I wish I had a Margarett in my life :(

by I'm white June 17, 2017

Margarine face

A face that is ugly due (at least in part) to the use of plasic surgery. Whether in an attempt to correct flaws or just to improve a decent face, sometimes the use of surgery causes recipient to have a Margarine face.

Person 1: Did you see what Kathy Griffin did to herself?

Person 2: I sure did. Before, she wasn't perfect or nothing, but now she's got a Margarine face.

by Mike Grant September 14, 2007