mission assccomplished

When you finally convince your partner to do butt stuff after a long time of wearing down their barrier to it

"Yo, I finally got my girlfriend to do anal after eight months of dating. Fuckin' mission assccomplished!"

by BeepBoopSon August 24, 2016

Mission influshible

Trying to flush down a turd that is so big it's almost impossible but finding a way to flush it down

I was doing my mission influshible, i had to make a plan to successfully flush it down

by Suklaa May 14, 2017

mission improbable

(n) any impressively stupid or pointless mission dreamed-up for the purpose of vandalizing, pilfering, or otherwise altering public property.

"Tom and I are are pulling another mission improbable at 3am this saturday to steal all the toilet paper from the dorm halls."

by halonistic March 19, 2012

Photo Mission

A slang term used to describe taking photos as an activity. Often used in relation to skipping class or work for a day or portion of.

We took Friday off to go on a photo mission.

by Jaques Shenan February 8, 2007

joint mission

when your crew ventures out to score enough marijuana for a weekend tokethon.

“I heard your parents will be gone for a week. Dude, this party is gonna be legit, but only if we have a successful joint mission.”

by Snoopy4321 October 24, 2018

mission call

When you dial someones number but then decide against it but it's too late, their phone actually rings for a split second.

Ken: *ring* *reaches for phone* Ah Damn it.

Kane: Don't worry bro, probably just a mission call.

Ken: Yeah Josh just realized he had something better to do.

by kp1 June 25, 2009

Thot Mission

When your with a Thot & shes tryna fuck or suck yo dick or just anytime you're with a girl and y'all about to be on some freaky shit

Me : Yo!!! You know that girl Sarah?

Zak : Yea what about her

Me : Nigga I ran a Thot mission on her last night that shit was lit!

Zak : My dawg 😈

by youngMillonare June 13, 2018