mouse miles

The distance traveled by the mouse during an intensive working day, or by means of social surfing. Notably when operating a dual or multi screen desktop environment and not making use of shortcuts.
'My wrist is so achy, I'm doing so many mouse miles'
by its_our_future October 20, 2012
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Mexican Mile

The outrageously long distance between you and the toilet generally realized after consuming a slippery meal from a local Mexican restaurant.
After that triple cheese, black bean, and shrimp chalupa, my mexican mile ended with a a call to The Home Depot for an emergency steam-cleaner rental.
by jellooooruthere June 10, 2016
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Cock Miles

A measure of the amount of sexual intercourse a woman has had. Typically with multiple partners over an extended period, the effects of which can often be discerned from her demeanour/appearence.
1. She looks like she has had a lot of cock miles
2. She has got cock miles all over her face
by rupDawg September 23, 2010
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Messy Mile

Making a Journey While Cross-Legged From Needing To Excrete
"So long story short, my toilet was blocked so I had to make a messy mile"
by Langstoner October 5, 2016
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Miracle Mile

A long streach of road in the middle of no where. The length can be shorter or longer then an actual physical mile of road. The road is usually completely straight, where you can see the length of it. ( i.e. Like the highway outside Las Vegas, Nevada heading for California.)
I drove the Miracle Mile last night, by myself at 4am. It's a miracle I could stay awake watching the hypnotic road pass under my wheels.
by Innocent Vice June 13, 2006
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Miles Prower

"Hi! My name is Miles Prower, but most people call me Tails."
by Gradient November 9, 2004
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The brown mile

A women's attempt at deepthroating a mans erect penis while simultaneously traversing his taint with her tongue to lick said mans anus.
I realized that I had to marry my girlfriend last night when she decided to take me on her journey across the brown mile.
by RDL..3..2..1... August 26, 2016
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