In the midst of slamming a girl doggie style, when she least expects it, you pull out and shove your pecker dick in her asshole, only to achieve just the tip (hence the belgium midget) before she donkey kicks you in the chest. Because truly, "Oops wrong hole" is not an accident...
Katie B: That ma-fucka Tyrone attempted to try the Belgium Midget again last night!
Shaniqua: Doesn't he know, there is no oops wrong hole?...Did you donkey kick his Ra-Tard ass?
Katie B: Fo sho....he won't be trying the Belgium Midget fo awhile...
Shaniqua: Doesn't he know, there is no oops wrong hole?...Did you donkey kick his Ra-Tard ass?
Katie B: Fo sho....he won't be trying the Belgium Midget fo awhile...
by misty mae September 21, 2012
Get the Belgium Midgetmug. A rusty midget is when you engage in sexual intercourse with a female who is on her period, in which afterwards when you lose your boner, and have not cleaned the newly dried blood and which therefore leaves a rusty looking residue on your soft little midget!
by RustyMidgetLeader777 November 30, 2016
Get the rusty midgetmug. by Flynn b November 17, 2022
Get the Midget metermug. Pulling a Bridget the midget is when you stab your boyfriend in the calf with a butter knife. She was arrested for doing so when he cheated on her.
I don't think a bandaid is going to help him. I caught in bed with the neighbor and gave him a real Bridget the Midget.
by Toxoplasmosisrules October 24, 2019
Get the Bridget the midgetmug. by Winston1234 April 17, 2019
Get the Annoying midgetmug. by tiddlestiddletiddles November 15, 2019
Get the midget lovemug. After having anal sex and ejaculating inside the anal cavity, the mixture of semen and faecal matter in combination with a limp penis.
by Shirtman22 February 18, 2020
Get the Mud Midgetmug.