If someone is getting on your nerves and you don’t want to cuss them off, you call them a “bald mango.” This term first originated from “Hamilton in a nutshell act 1” when Hamilton called Gorge Washington a bald mango.
Your friend Joe keeps stealing your pencil. Since you are a child of Jesus you don’t want to cuss him off so you turn around and say: “Joe, stop being so annoying you bald mango”
Another example is: “Joe is so slimy he looks like a bald mango”
Another example is: “Joe is so slimy he looks like a bald mango”
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Get the bald mango mug.Nickname for Donald Trump. “Mango” refers to his overly tanned, orange hued skin. “Unchained” refers to his demented, unhinged, irratic behavior.
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Friend: "We met for coffee but she was gagging for it so I took her back to mine for some mango tango"
Friend: "We met for coffee but she was gagging for it so I took her back to mine for some mango tango"
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Get the Wet Mango mug.A clean, fun, descriptive alternative to masturbate. Can be performed on one's self, or to a partner. So you could flank your own mango (this sounds the best: "flankin' my mango"), or flank someone else's mango. Plus, it works for both women and men, because "mango" can be seen as either male or female parts.
I came home last night and found my roommate flanking his mango in the living room. Then my ladyfriend and I went upstairs, and I flanked her mango.
by kables June 9, 2005
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