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Jamie Kitchin

Jamie Kitchin

Jamie Kitchin is believed to be superhuman has the second biggest muscle mass known to man (second to Brad Smith). However this mans ability to pull girls is unrivaled. If you have a girlfriend that sees Jamie, you won't have a girlfriend anymore. It is estimated that Jamie Kitchin has sex approximately 20 times a day. This is possible due to his testosterone levels which are a staggering 100,000 ng/dl. It is reported that Jamie stands at 7'4 and has a reach 97 inches.
Girl: Oh my god Jamie Kitchin! I'm so happy I left that fat midget to bang you all day!
by N1SS4N GTR October 6, 2020
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Sam Kitching

The biggest virgin you will ever meet. Is about 5 foot if that and talks like a retired 50 year old EDL member
God is that “Sam Kitching” swear he’s eaten all the curry
by Pp poo March 13, 2022
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keanu kimchee

he is a small korean sex god and has no other traits
this bitch keanu kimchee is asian as fuck
by jakeperry9803 April 26, 2023
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