Juggalo/Juggalette

A juggalo/juggalette is a person who listens to ICP or any of that other psycho music. They might be a nice person but that crap clogs their brain and causes them to act like brainless blobs of faygo and faggotry(not a word but niether is juggalo/juggalette). From my experinces with people professing to be Juggalos/Juggalets, the are generaly irrational and obnoxis. Tending to hit things and scream "I don't give a Fu<k" And also the fact that they think ICP is actually telling of the real world and of things to come is completely obsurd. How can someone rapping,(if you can call it that) would rap about such things as they do and try to say that they are trying to save people and relate it to God. He has a special section of hell mapped out just for them, a buring pool of faygo and facepaint.

A Juggalo/Juggalette once tryed to diss Eminem and the onlything he could do was copy Marshalls lyrics and make it all to easy for Slim Anus to diss them right back, cause he doesnt get fucked in his like you two faggots do.

by Spreading ICP's Gayness Worldwide in Milffville July 31, 2008

juggalos

A group of people who listen to "artists" signed to psychopathic records. They claim to be all about love, but they are rarely seen acting upon these claims. The larger majority of these individuals are, in fact, just as bigoted and "sheepish" as the people they claim to despise. Although I do support the idea of people following their own paths, most men/women who claim to be of said sub-culture account for little, if any, real contribution to society.

Some quotes from self-proclaimed juggalos on this site:

you can go suck your mom's dick.

2 and 3 suck my nuts
don't mess with the juggalo family bitches!

Swing our hatchets if we must. Each and
everone of us!!!" And that goes for swingin' at yo' neck too, bitch!!!

it's that simple now go FUCK OFF!
All u fuckin haters can suck a fuckin dick

all the muthafuckaz who made fun of juggalos fuck your mom and your dad with 7 dicks biaaaatchs fuck you fuck you bitchs gonad ass hole faces

Point proven.

by Bob Aeric Leekerson March 15, 2008

juggernaut

1. Marvel comics character possessing torpedo-shaped body and extraordinary strength. Once he starts moving, he cannot be stopped.

2. A woman possessing large torpedo shaped breasts, or the breasts themselves.

1. "Juggernaut is an unstoppable force."

2. "Get a load of the juggernauts on that juggernaut."

by Joe Bone March 18, 2005

Juggalo

Ignorance at it's best.

Juggalos are mindless drones who claim to be original, yet blindly follow the words of other idiots, i.e. ICP. They are uneducated(most) and unable to finish a complete sentence with proper grammar and punctuation. They say they are a family, but get into a fight with one and the others run away.

Juggalos were originally the name given to fans of ICP, however, they are now just another cult plaguing our society with their ignorance and insane train of thought.

They are also ruining the image of Heath Ledger.

I politely asked a juggalo to lower the volume of their music on the bus, and instead of being kind and considerate of the other passengers on the ride, the juggalo began swearing up and down. He stated that I was "hatin' on ICP", and that I was a "fuckin' whore who needed to keep her goddamn mouth shut". That was the first day I punched another person.

by Slightly Obscured Reality. October 24, 2009

juggatard

The worst possible type of a juggalo! usually a crack or meth smoking piece of shit. Their whole life revolves around ICP and they even go as far as to make their own "hatchet man" clothing. They often get severely suicidal if they don't say or scream "Clown love" or some variation of "mmfcl" 16,000 times a day.

The "axe murder boys" and anyone who likes their shit are fucking juggatards!!

I'd go to the Twiztid show but the amount of juggatards there would just completely ruin it...

by HRA October 27, 2007

joggs

Big tits. Used commonly by Anthony Marini.

O geez, sweet jaspahs, i wanna suck her joggs! Take your braer off, I gotta get a look at those joggs.

by Anfernee July 24, 2008

juggalos

Brainless selfish morons that live under the illusion that the entire world is against them. Fact is, they're not important enough for anyone to actually care. These people are outcasts because they want to be, my thought is that they think it's fashionable when they're really just a small insignificant pimple on society's ass. They're the real "haters", they can't stand anyone that isn't them. Pick any Juggalo website (or anti-Juggalo) and read their posts, they'd like to annihilate every other social group in the world, every other level of society. I've had a chance to speak with some of the Juggalos, they, as a group, are so ultra-violent that some (sick as it may be) actually have a plan to systematically cleanse the world of every one that is not "Down with the clown!" As I recall, a little more then 60 years ago a German leader had those same thoughts. I suppose if it were to turn out that Adolph Hitler was the OJ (original Juggalo) it would explain an awful lot.

I thought that being part of the clown culture was all about (how do you guys say it..) "PHAM-I-LY, PHAM-I-LY..." I saw the line for the Shaggy show in Denver this last weekend, fights, drunks, an accused rape, trash all over the street, I don’t ever expect to be inside the clown culture or even to understand it, but I came here hoping to get maybe a feel for it. Hell, his last weekend I even went as far as to ask a couple of people that call themselves Juggalos', but all I got was some drunken, pathetic run about “haters” (or hatas') and a demand to vote for sugar. All that family and ninja talk, it’s all just a bunch of crap, isn’t it. You folks are the real “hatas'“aren’t you. You throw full soda bottles at passing cars of people that never did anything to you, you wrecked the only venue in Denver that would dare to have the Juggalo’s come and worship their god, and now I understand that Twiztid show will be the last of the Juggalo shows to ever play there and you guyz can’t even get along here on the web. Some PHAMILY! I don’t look crossways at the Juggalos for not being like me, god knows, I’m a pretty square person. I don’t have what it would take to ever be a part of the clown culture, but I think it’s interesting and mysterious. I only hope to ever view it from the outside though, I could never hate the way you guyz do, nor could I ever show the complete lack of respect for other people that the clowns do. WOOT WOOT !!

by ShoStaff July 30, 2008