the jumbo latte split

when you have a huge urge to take a shit and you try and run to the toilet but you trip over and shit your pants and as the poo soaks your clothes a random person in the crowd runs over to you and throws hot water on your face.

Jasmine: hey Hannah did you see that rich guy shit his pants in town yesterday I threw a cup of hot water on his face and gave him the jumbo latte split.

Hannah: LOL

by GETLITADVENTURTIME January 23, 2018

jumbo jewwy

Is a cool as penguin

Wanna see jumbo jewwy

by Hypernovayt July 31, 2020

Jumbo Spoon

When wifey be drunk come at you hollerin you my "Jumbo Spoon" while grabbin yo dick tryin to get some cuz she be horny callin you her Jumbo Spoon.

Mmm... Come here ... You my Jumbo Spoon.

by Poonisher February 05, 2016

Jumbo Jet

Something that is weekly flown into Waj's mum's head. This may be preformed before or after truck-bombing a kebab shop.

Barry: Give that special edd monkey's mother a jumbo jet to the skull!
Waj: Rubber dinghy rapids, bro!

Example 2:

Faisal has passed away due to being jumbo jetted by sheep.

by SoggyBoneSyndrome July 23, 2023

Jumbo Tiger

Someone who hits a jumbo bucket of balls at the range then thinks he is Tiger Woods.

Chilli went to the dome and hit a jumbo bucket last night. This guy is definitely a Jumbo Tiger.

by mark sil February 23, 2006

jumbo lump

A huge ass boner!

Charles has a jumbo lump in his pants!

by Carrlie. June 04, 2017

Jumbo Fuck

A drink made up of a large lemonade, every kind of flavor syrup possible and lots of liquor. Invented at Shambhala 2015 by the accidental ordering of a jumbo lemonade with every flavor and a fuckton of liquor added to it.

Jumbo Fuck a Butt Funnel

by JumboFucker April 03, 2017