All the tools and no box to carry them in.

A person or coworker that appears to have intelligence and talent, but continues to screw things up on a regular basis.

Man, I used to think that guy had his shit together. He's such a screw up.
He's got all the tools and no box to carry them in.

by Bernie Lomax February 24, 2009

Jack in the boxing

To masterbate at work in a cubical or perimeter guard kiosk.

The officer was caught jack in the boxing in his guard kiosk.

by Got caught January 16, 2014

Jack-in-the-boxpertise

Expert advice or opinion pertaining to Jack in the Box "Restaurants". This is evidenced in memorization of combo prices, and a working knowledge of which employees mess up your order as well as what shifts they tend to work.

Thanks to my in-depth Jack-in-the-boxpertise, I was prepared ahead of time for the $6.01 price tag of a Medium #4 with a Diet Coke, with curly fries replacing those soggy-ass "Natural Cut Fries".

by spicybrad July 30, 2008

jack in the boxers

When a guy's erection protrudes through the fly of his boxers

His jack in the boxers was pretty obvious when the hot chic walked by.

by Byoqi December 26, 2007