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hostage selfie

1. A selfie of you and someone you pulled into the photo without their prior knowledge, consent, or expectation.

2. A selfie that you take by sneaking up on someone as they're taking a selfie of themselves, grabbing them like a hostage-taker, and snapping the photo for them.
Dude: Bro, do you dare me to go up to that girl and take a hostage selfie?
Other dude: Bro, that'd be awesome. She'll never expect it.

Girl: Bro, that guy is taking selfies. Dare me to run up behind him and take a hostage selfie with his phone?
Other girl: Bro, that'd be awesome. He'll never expect it.
by Snap Captor January 22, 2016
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Hostanista

A person devoted to all things related to being an excellent host or hostess, particularly unique or high end hosting. They make hosting their lifestyle.
This is an fabulous party! The hostess is a total hostanista!
by KitKat33 October 3, 2016
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Hoshiar

Hoshiar is the name of someone loyal and aware. The name is from a word that means awake and smart and is more than 6000 years old. The word is known by more than 1 billion people and its origin are from india and ancient persia.
Are you Hoshiar? "Are you awake"
by Hb8 December 12, 2016
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Hostigized

Being forced into a nonescapeable situation but only upon request.
I wanted him to fix my car, but I didn't want to leave the house so he hostigized me, so he could take the car to take shop.
by Jem j May 1, 2018
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Hostage Swarm

When a hostage discovers the door is unlocked and the other hostages find out. Hostage swarms only occur when there are many hostages. Some hostages may die in a hostage swarm. If you find yourself in a hostage swarm, pretend to be a captor so they run away from you.
My uncle Terry almost died in the hostage swarm the other day!
by wisewolf64 June 10, 2018
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Hostilery

Hostilery -noun.
A village pub only frequented by the inbred locals, amongst whom a sudden and eerie silence like the grave falls, upon the door being opened to admit one who clearly "ain't from aroooooound these 'eeeer parts, booooooy", accompanied by blank staring at the interloper from every single one of the aforementioned clientèle.

Azenath67
Dude, fancy going down The Dog and Hammer for a beer?
No, dude; that place is a hostilery.
by Azenath67 June 12, 2018
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hosniak

hosniak is a person obsessed with apple flavored condoms
"Yo, my girlfriend is totally a hosniak!"
by dajilzmrd April 6, 2020
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