Hayden

Hayden is the absolute worst thing to ever exist on our glorious planet earth. He look like fuck, he smell like fuck and he acts like fuck, he is fuck. Not only that but he is the worst person to talk to about literally anything, he's not funny in the slightest, his personality is equivalent to dogshit and last but not least, he's a faggot.

"hey Hayden, my whole family burned to death in front of me in a car crash"
Hayden: "lol, guess you got the victory royale" **throws baby at wall**

by Mr ThiccNut September 19, 2018

Hayden

A hayden is a depressed retard who likes meme's and hates social interaction.

Person 1:Why won't that person talk?

Person 2:Their name is Hayden.

Person 1:oh that makes since.

by Hayden1715 September 28, 2018

Hayden

It is a person that worships himself, yet is also his own god all in one.

"I'm so awesome. I mean come on look at me!"
"dude stop being a Hayden."

by Hepalmer January 25, 2011

Hayden

A huge jerk, dick, man whore. Relitivly hot but has a HUGE ego. Smart yet never shows it for fear of being an outsider. Jerk face.

Girl #1: and then he just dumped her!
Girl #2: Wow he is such a Hayden.

by Elly Manster August 26, 2010

Hayden

Hayden is a name, for both girls and guys. Guys named Hayden, are just flat out gay and prissy but girls named Hayden are beautiful, talented and accomplished.

1. Guys
person 1: OMG, here comes Hayden.
person 2: Why did he read Twilight? I mean like no one would call him gay if he hadn't read it.
person 1: He'd still be gay, just because he's Hayden.

2. Girls
person 1: OMG, here comes Hayden.
person 2: Why did she enter all of those talent competitions? I mean like no one would call her talented if she didn't.
person 1: She'd still be talented (and beautiful and accomplished), just because she's Hayden.

by Bob The Fifteenth December 28, 2008

Hayden

One sleepy mother fucker

"Hey, isn't this movie aweso- GOD DAMNIT ARE YOU ASLEEP ALREADY? Fucking heck, you Hayden."

by SippinOnFire June 15, 2016

hayden

hayden is an amazing girl she is 100% cooler than you, she usually has brown hair with blonde highlights and brown eyes, she is most likely a scorpio but, she is drop dead gorgeous to say the least, if you ever see a hayden you will 100% see her with her bff, probably at target because all hayden’s love target! hayden seeks male validation because she tends to be very insecure, so if you ever see a hayden don’t forget to compliment her, it will make her happy for days! hayden’s love attention and she is most likely deprived of physical touch so if hayden looks sad just give her a big hug! hayden’s will love you forever unless you give her a reason not too, her weakness is guys who are funny so when you come across a hayden make sure to go up to her and tell her a bad pickup line, she will love you. <3

alisha: wow look at that gorgeous girl i want to be her friend😄

brooke: wow she is gorgeous i want to BE her 😩

julyssa: oh! that’s hayden! she’s an amazing girl, you should go up and talk to her!🎊

by hay<3 January 7, 2021