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grab the noose

A phrase used to tell someone to kill themselves. Mainly used after a person says or does something extremely retarded to substitute the original phrase "Kill yourself" .
Jimmy: Hey guys want to go play some minecraft?
Bob: No Jimmy, that game is for losers.

Billy: Yeh Jimmy, grab the noose.
by nooseboy March 10, 2016
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shovel grab

when a person forms their hand like that of a shovel and takes portions of something that don't belong to them
That guy just shovel grabbed your girlfriend's ass.
by DBZ October 20, 2007
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french grab

The act of reaching your arm down the back of your significant other's pants and grabbing their junk from the flipside.
"Um why is Tom's hand in Katie's buttcrack ?"
"Chill... Tom is just practicing his french grab game."
by Beasle88 June 26, 2016
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trump grab

when a boy/girl fully grabs the opposite or same sex's genitals.
Mark thought Tiffany wasn't sexual at all until she did a trump grab on his dick.
by Kaweki November 11, 2017
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The kiwi grab

The act of a man,while wearing pants or shorts, grabbing under his testes and pulling them up with his penis, thus concentrating his whole package into one "kiwi looking" clump
He just randomly did the kiwi grab in English class today
by Og_mudbone April 2, 2009
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Snatch and Grab

When a woman traps a man in a relationship by getting pregnant on purpose.
“Yo man, my girl is pregnant, but she said she’s on the pill, I think she did it on purpose.”
Damn bro, sounds like a snatch and grab.”
by ScubaRoomba July 19, 2021
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Grabbing Sleeves

Another word for fighting popularized by the YouTuber Ryan Higa.
Oh shit! Arthur and DW are grabbing sleeves!”
by Shoutoutmymucus68 June 27, 2019
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