A sexual act so heinous, only certain directors of a particular fruit company could be so homosexual to conceive what the Dirty Gomez could be.
by GOATDBAG September 6, 2023
Get the The Dirty Gomezmug. A sexy beast who gets mad hoes and has fantastic shoe game (currently wearing white sexy Adidas) does OK in school and will never EVER be gay that us weird and uncomfortable in his religion well thats about all besides that he has a lot of friends too. PIECE
by YABOISKINNYFINGERS September 13, 2018
Get the Benjamin Gomezmug. A Marquez Gomez is a big talking coward. They are someone who hides behind a phone and calls the cops on people. They are known to always fabricate their lifestyle and want to be the center of attention. A Marques is known to talk crazy to you and when you talk crazy back act like she’s the victim. If you ever run into a Marques Gomez run. Run for safety, run for your life. YOU’VE BEEN WARNED.
by Mrs. TellDaTruth August 6, 2025
Get the Marques Gomezmug. by JerseBoy21 July 21, 2022
Get the Dalton Gomezmug. she is just simply the best. she really wants to find love but every person she likes starts dating or liking someone else. her biggest insecurity is her butt. she has a great butt but with time she has been fooled to think boys love her for something more than that and getting hurt. making her doubt if she has any other qualities at all. but despite all this she is another level of greatness. she is funny and actually really pretty. she is the one person you can really trust and she will forever be there for you. just don’t fuck things up with her because when she is done she is done. you will always find her looking at memes or hanging with friends. if you know any sofia gomez... that’s a keeper.
by madperson666 November 10, 2019
Get the sofia gomezmug. He is a alcoholic in denial. He turns up every single day and claims it's occasional. He usually likes to contradict everything Mehak says but it's okay because she usually knows it all and corrects him. What a sweet gal!
by Hellomynameishellomyname May 27, 2017
Get the Fernando Gomezmug.