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Phantom Exams

Defined as the brief delusional feeling of guilt or agony felt by university students after recently finishing their finals, that they still assume that there is an exam out there or somewhere that he/she needs to study for but in reality there isn't. This phantom pain symptom usually occurs after a university student spends 2 weeks or more prepping for their finals in order to save their GPA.

Medical students are the most vulnerable.
Jon: Hey Richard! Excited for our winter break after long hours of mental burnouts and late nighters.

Richard: I wish i could enjoy it but whenever i wake up from bed but i still feel like we have phantom exams.

Jon: same bro, same.
by LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL December 13, 2018
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Exam

A nightmare fuel sheet of paper that comes from deep hell, its used to destroy the mental health of high school students and teens, you're damn cooked if it's online, bc of too many errors, used by teachers to watch you suffer in agonizing pain, if one fails the exam, it is said to lower the grade, thus builds up level 5 stress, and it sucks bro...
exam is the worst bro its the WORSTTTTTTTTT
by IHATEFURRIESANDSUSVIDEOS! October 2, 2025
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Exam

The worst experience of your life. They sneak up on you, and without preparation, can cause a reaction from your parents.
Person 1: what a great day!
Person 2: you ready for the maths exam?
Person 1: NOOOOOOOO!
by SNOWMAN2345 December 2, 2019
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clam exam

When a male checks out the downstairs/vagina of a female.
He was checking out her camel toe aka clam exam
by JoeCook February 11, 2015
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Exams

Created by Satan himself; exams have the power to drive the youth population of any nation to a state of stress and anxiety that is so high, they start to uncontrollably urinate and peel the skin off anything in a two-mile radius.

Other common side effects of Exams may include.

1. The sudden urge to start a cult

2. The realisation that a cult is a good idea and that Satan is our lord and savior
3. Kidnap your neighbour
4. Sacrifice them

5. Illish kah eth ma suliso

6. Grab a cup of tea, you've earned it x

8. ALESH OORA SHEER ETH ILLISH OÜ
Exams are pretty bad
by Rhetorical answer May 11, 2022
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Exam question

A euphemism for taking someone's virginity
"I totally stole her exam question"
by PiggieFatNose September 23, 2020
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Greek prostate exam

The sexual act of gently inserting a gyro up someone's ass. Can be done solely for pleasure or for serous medical diagnosis.
Yo did u hear about Georgie? He gave chris a greek prostate exam last night.
by Hartw3ll22 September 18, 2017
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