Drop a mug on deez nuts

Euphemism for a blowjob. Mug is used as a euphemism for a person’s head, and nuts is a euphemism for nuts.

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Euphemism.

“How’s your day going, bro?”

“Not great. If only someone would Drop a mug on deez nuts.”

“Totally, bro”

by Zombified Jesus September 26, 2018

Dragon deez nuts in your mouth

the incredible roast of 2022

KNOCK KNOCK
WHO DERE
DRAGON
DRAGON WHO
Dragon deez nuts in your mouth!!!!!

by sigmasigmasigma3000 February 23, 2022

Heh, deez nuts in yo face

Heh, deez nuts in yo face.

Heh, deez nuts in yo face.

by commitpp January 18, 2022

Dragon deez nuts across your face

If somebody mentions dragon you may fall into this trap just like Joe mama, this can catch somebody off guard, and you will be stunned by your stupidity.

P1: "Did you see the dragon yet?"
P2: "What dragon?"
P1: "Dragon deez nuts across your face"

by OogaBoogaBruh November 12, 2020

Dragon deez nuts across your face

Drag-on. Which basically is like the word "dragging". It's pretty much another way of the deez nuts jokes.

You: Hey look, a dragon!
Friend: What dragon?
You: Dragon deez nuts across your face nigga!

by topsdemise June 5, 2021

DEEZ NUTS SUSSY AMONG US BALLS

you’re probably 7 years old if you say this or using it to be un-funny

Person: Tell me a joke
Child:Knock knock
Person: who’s there
Child: DEEZ NUTS SUSSY AMONG US BALLS
Person: i ain’t saying that you stereotypical fnf kid

by soup_rat November 13, 2021

rape on deez nuts while vape

when a group of boys rape while vaping in a school bathroom, the rape can also be touching tips.

ugh Jeremy and his boys are back in the bathroom rape on deez nuts while vape. It's so annoying.

by jimmyjohns69420vaperape October 13, 2021