by Kyle Montooth March 08, 2007
When, whilst in a completely inappropriate public place (funerals, dancefloors and busy paths) you simultaneously masterbate and excrete. At the same time trying to fight off anyone who attempts to stop you (Mourners, bouncers and vigilantes).
by Sidekicks of Lousy Shit April 16, 2009
Small mates who are fanatical about super heroes and cartoons (in most cases well beyond the tears of watching cartoons or superhero movies).
Short tempered (comes with the territory). At risk of saying anything at any given moment which makes them dangerous.
Would love to be a super hero.
Hence, Danger Dwarf
Short tempered (comes with the territory). At risk of saying anything at any given moment which makes them dangerous.
Would love to be a super hero.
Hence, Danger Dwarf
XXX....if you were a super hero....what would you be called?
'WHAT YA ON ABOOT MAN!!!!! Obvs Danger Dwarf' arggghhhhhhh
'WHAT YA ON ABOOT MAN!!!!! Obvs Danger Dwarf' arggghhhhhhh
by Swampy007 April 03, 2020
The act of riskily running naked from the bathroom to the bedroom after realising you should've probably bothered to check if there were any towels on the rail before you took a shower.
Guy1: "I think I'm scarred for life, man. Caught a dude doing the danger dance across the hall at my buddy's place last night."
Guy2: "Hahaha fail."
Guy2: "Hahaha fail."
by Cillit-Bang September 07, 2011
A complete mad cunt who will do anything for a laugh. Usually someone who thinks they are a tom hardy stuntman by day and a sesh master by night and needs to do crazier and crazier shit to live up to the name.
by Jimbob Saveloy April 09, 2020
by turbo1125 December 18, 2022
The act of sending ones housemate out to Tesco's to buy chocolate, muffins and wine in order to masturbate, naked in the middle of the living room, hoping that you can finish and redress yourself before they return home.
Margaret: What did you get up to last night?
Glynis: I had a dangerous wank whilst Brian popped to the shop for a pint of milk and some fishermans friends.
Margaret: Ooh, that sounds like fun.
Glynis: Yes, it was delightful.
Glynis: I had a dangerous wank whilst Brian popped to the shop for a pint of milk and some fishermans friends.
Margaret: Ooh, that sounds like fun.
Glynis: Yes, it was delightful.
by slapyourstick May 27, 2011