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Cumshot Olympics

When a dude tries to jerk off and climax at the same time as the porno they’re watching.
“I should’ve gotten a golden metal for how many times I’ve pulled successfully Cumshot Olympics
by Startupedition July 20, 2024
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Scottish Cumshot

a single/double of scotch whisky with a "shot" of fresh semen. (the cum does not have to come from a scotsman.)
i would like to order a Scottish cumshot with extra cream.
by authenticgoth August 9, 2024
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Scottish Cumshot

a single/double of scotch whisky with a "shot" of fresh semen. (the cum does not have to come from a scotsman.)

(nonsexual version) a single/double of scotch whisky with a a splash of double cream.
i would like to order a Scottish cumshot with extra cream.
by gothbboy August 9, 2024
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Cumshot Cannon

This is the use of lube that reacts with semen to create a green, snotty substance that functions as glue. The Indian Military used multiple versions of this technique during the Great Poop War and World War I and II. Some variations included vests stuffed with the substance, formerly popularized by the Arabians
I didnt know he would turn up with his Cumshot Cannon
by RFN Real Fucking Niceguy June 4, 2025
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Skibidi Cumshot

A cumshot made by a male (sometimes female) skibidi toilet
I am going to give you a skibidi cumshot
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Gae Dragon Cumshot

Exactly what it sounds like. Also, why the fuck did you look this up.
He used his final trump card when they were least expecting it, the infamous "gae dragon cumshot"
by Lemon._. November 21, 2021
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Uzbek's cumshot

A cumshot with blood
David:john have you heard that kasper gave jessica an uzbek's cumshot?
John: a what?
by Lordkaczmark December 5, 2021
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