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The dirty white bits in about your genitals. Smelly and looks a bit like cottage cheese, thus, resulting in your pants having residue of it on the pant fibres and smelling like a chippy!
by Hayley is the sex July 6, 2006
When you stuff a turkish game hen into a woman's yeast-infected vagina, pull it out, and the hen appears to be covered in a cottage cheese-like substance.
Bill: "Did you get with that girl last night?"
Jacob: "Yea, I gave that bitch a cottage cheese hen."
Bill: "Sweet."
Jacob: "Yea, I gave that bitch a cottage cheese hen."
Bill: "Sweet."
by Jacobill April 18, 2008
When a woman's legs are fat and the skin doesn't stretch right, making them appear to look like cottage cheese.
by ShortAndSweet February 19, 2015
basic public middle school in minnesota. most kids here are either crackheads, quiet, or retarded. if you go here, you at least know one kid who does drugs.
“cottage grove middle school sucks.”
by stank woman March 10, 2020
School of thoughtful leaders. Kind of a shit school and has almost no money. Doesn't even look like a cottage. They painted it the same color as the school beside it to give an illusion that its bigger than it actually is lmao. But daddy cheng and hoi very nice. Cafe food overpriced but still taste like cock and they always serve food that has been on the floor????
by suzzybaka August 23, 2021
when fat people named matt have jelly filled donut rolles and take up space and sit in an akward way
by blaine zalewski April 15, 2008