Cook Conspiracy

A ‘Cook Conspiracy’ is the same as a pipe dream or a stupid fantasy. Someone making a cook conspiracy is talking out of their butt about impossible things like being a mega star or being something they couldn’t possibly be.

~Tranzlucent, American Hip Hop Artist
“She never took me serious
My looks appeared as if
Being a rookie lyricist
Was a cook conspiracy “

“Did you hear Dave talking about how he smashed Tina??”
“Tina, like hottest girl in school Tina?”
“Yea dude, he told me himself”
“That’s such a cook conspiracy”

by Tranzlucent October 1, 2019

Conspiracy Theorist

People yearning to be smart, but are too lazy to make an effort.

Mom: do something in your life for once! You're so lazy!
son: but I am a conspiracy theorist!
Mom: ohh... ok

by The truth untold February 24, 2022

A breath of a fresh air, the sentence of your useless conspiracy theory: 《¤》

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Person 343: A breath of a fresh air, the sentence of your useless conspiracy theory: 《¤》

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 7, 2025

The Conspiracy-Loop Argument

Every conspiracy theory can be presented as a conspiracy itself.

A: I'm telling you, there are aliens in Area 51, it's no conspiracy theory.
B: No, the conspiracy theory is a conspiracy theory, it's what they want you to think.
A: You are just using the Conspiracy-Loop Argument.

by Azshara October 24, 2020

Gibson conspiracy

The title given to a homosexual relationship in which one or both of the partners are in the closet. Can be used to discuss the relationship while people are present that don't know the homosexual nature of the relationship.

Kevin's parents are homophobic, so when we are around his family it's a Gibson conspiracy.

by nixongibson November 27, 2017

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

Conspiracy Theory

What retards who are blind to reality call it when you point out something obvious.

Can you believe some people think that anti-Whites want to destroy the White race just because they LITERALLY FUCKING SAY that they want to create a world where everyone (in the White countries) is mixed and there are no more White people, what a conspiracy theory!

by Callivan January 18, 2023