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High Capacity Assault Speech

A Neo-Orwellian Democrat phrase, intentionally created with a wide-sweeping and ambiguous scope, used to define what was once formerly known as "telling the truth", or the dangerous use of using maths and statistics to prove someone else wrong.
"I tried to tell Brenda that gun deaths are an epidemic within America, to which she responded with High Capacity Assault Speech, explaining that gun deaths aren't even in the top ten causes of death in the United States. And there are, in fact, more deaths caused by hands, feet, knives, and blunt instruments by a magnitude of about eighty. I have reported her to the thought police so that she may be dealt with swiftly, and that our Holy Narrative may be protected."
by Krythic May 15, 2021
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ice capades

Having butt sex without any lube and not being able to sit down for a wonderful show like the ice capades.
"I went to the Ice Capades with that guy from the bar last night and it hurt so bad driving home this morning"
by ellis292 October 2, 2007
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capalot

“I don’t capalot”
by Daek November 14, 2018
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Montana Meth Campaign

A campaign from the state of Montana saying not to use Meth. These ads are usually very messed up and fucking scary. D:
"Picking for bugs under your skin isn't normal.
- But on meth it is."

-Montana Meth campaign
by spartaaaaaaaa July 6, 2009
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Trump Presidential Campaign, 2000

The lesser known, and of course... less successful Trump campaign. He...
1) Ran for the Reform Party nomination,
2) Announced his candidacy on th 19th day of October 1999,
3) Dropped out after getting no delegates in CA.
Some person: 2016 is the first time Trump has been involved in politics.
Me: No, read up about the Trump Presidential Campaign, 2000!
by Itz Rob December 24, 2016
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Cadpat

The original digital camo, which was quickly ripped off by the americans...
Canadian : hey look at this! I made digital camo its hard to see and invisible to night vision goggles.

American 1 : hey we have a large military to compensate for our tiny penises! we need something like that

American 2: hey I stole some cadpat lets recolor and call it marpat adn tell teh world we invented it even though theres a 3 year difference!
by Angry Canadian 2 September 1, 2009
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Fucks Capacitor

Any device used to get in contact with a man/woman you've have sex with in the past for the purpose of having sex with them again.
"I haven't had sex in awhile, so I fired up my Fucks Capacitor and called Sally"
by Cram McCockin' January 13, 2010
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