bludge cunt

A bludgecunt is a rough bogan motherfucker who likes tacky violence and drinking VB.

AMY: What you watching?
JAKE: The NFL.
AMY: Oh jeez, you're such a bludge cunt.

by thebludger September 8, 2014

Budgetary Litness

To possess the skill and / or talent to budget life accordingly to the McDonalds Dollar Menu

2 double cheese burgers, fries and a drink for $5. Budgetary Litness.

by Samuelson GucciLord June 11, 2017

buudle

The act of smothering something using one's anus, taint and/or ballsack primarily by sitting on and using a vigorous gyrating motion.

My roommates upset me, so I went outside and took a walk to clear my head. When I returned no one was home, so I proceeded to buudle their towels and pillows.

by Cocoa daddy October 29, 2017

Budget Fettuccine Alfredo

When you go to a grave yard when extremely hungry but have no money and dig up a grave and with a sledgehammer, slam the abdomen, and the contents that spew out the crouch region that look like Fettuccine Alfredo are feasted upon yourself and/or friends you brought along as a meal to satisfy your extreme hunger.

You: Bro I am so fucking hungry right now but I blew all my money on that blow.

Friend: That’s alright, let’s just go to the graveyard and get some budge Fettuccine Alfredo
You: Good idea, it’s been a long time since I’ve had some budget Fettuccine Alfredo.

by TriggerFuel April 21, 2019

Budget Busting

When you have 30 in the bank but you rather spent 50 and get that overdraft fee.

She was Budget Busting to buy that expensive product

by Tony Thrill June 2, 2019

Bludgehound

When your bro goes over by you and just thrusts the fingers up your ass

Ay yo Mitchell you better watch out because I’m finna bludgehound your ass.

by Mcatherin07 December 2, 2019

Budget Booty Thotty

A young woman who will provide sexual services to a man (usually a simp ) for a minimal or baseline level amount of cash or resources.
booty thot simp trick

"It's Friday night. I'm bout to hit up Christina and see if she'll come to the crib. I got some blunts rolled and a bottle of Hennessey. If she does a good job, I'll take her to Mickey D's afterwards. Don't want that budget booty thotty to feel used and abused."

by TheConQueso June 27, 2020