Bradurday

The day of the week where you decide to not come to work in favor of staying home.

Brad didn't want to come to work today, so he took a Bradurday.

by prfectprsistence March 30, 2017

Bradenton blue

A tasty drink invented by Steven Warren. Made with 2 parts Bacardi rum, 2 parts Malibu coconut rum, 2 parts peach schnapps, 2 parts blue curaco, 4 parts sour mix. Mix with ice and enjoy until the police arrive

“Man, it’s hot as Africa..I could swim in a pitcher of Bradenton Blue.”

by Lickerguy January 28, 2018

braden moment

a Braden moment is when you are being retarded.

Guy 1: Where's france!

Guy 2: Africa

Guy 1: what a braden moment

by N"AO{ifb zm,af October 16, 2019

bradenataest

An upgrade on bradenata. Bradenataest is when you are such a turnip aka gidra that you dont know what the fuck is happening all the time.

i bought some pink leggings
1hour later: i was playing forza did you buy pink leggings?
All the time you are doing bradenataest

by Foxxilpufti December 2, 2019

Bradenton

You can tell a local by correct pronunciation, bradington is wrong and should be wear of these people. Bradenton is birthplace of narcan and lemon drops, home to all the wanna be rappers who serve McDonald's cold and slow. Home to some of the best secret fishing spots, you can tell a spot is good by number of hypodermic needles that lie upon the ground. Our main biggest import is hard seltzer and cocaine. Our motto is white girl wasted. The state bird the mosquito loves this area as well as the state mascot the "FUCK BOI". He can be spotting at any gas station yelling at "shawtys" from the passenger seat of his best friends ride. This city is funded by SNOWBIRDS from November to February and welfare the rest of the year.

Fucking got Joe's again in downtown Bradenton, never going to that shit hole PW's again!

by Johnny Reese January 11, 2022

Bradenbowl

A twitch streamer that plays a 4 dollars cube game and practices special levels in case he becomes blind in the future, which won't happen.

"Yo Bradenbowl, when will you make Super Invisible Level ?"

by EterSky January 13, 2022

Thee Braden Mount

Thee Braden Mount: You mount a female in a position where your knee caps are aligned and flush with a females ears and you insert your penis into her mouth. Whilst doing so, you take your "Strong Hand" (the hand that can take on fatigue the most) and "Finger Bang" thee shit out of her til the sun comes up or the cows come home, whatever comes first. (DISCLAIMER: Please have groomed, clean and manicured hands. The last thing you wanna do is scratch up the vaginal walls of your opponent, because that will be the last time you will interact with her in anyway, trust me. Also, please trim the hairs surrounding the male reproductive organs, for the love of god, why would you wanna lay the toupee you've been growing on your "Taint", on to her chin?)

Girl, honestly, all I wanna do is Thee Braden Mount on you.

by Maddy Duke February 13, 2014