bohemiath

huge. overwhelmingly gigantic.

dude, i can't help you right now because i'm working on a bohemiath of a tax return.

by renegado October 27, 2007

Anal Bolemia

The act of pooping in your pants (usualy) and holding it firmly within your butt cheeks then sucking it back. Just to get the feel of pooping without actually having to stop what you're doing (or not doing) in order to go to the bathroom. Similar to the act of throwing-up....I.E. Bolemia.

"I Just like the feel of pooping, but I'm to lazy to go do it."

"I have Anal Bolemia."

by ace71730 September 17, 2006

bohemian back thrust

Usually done best in the morning, while enjoying his morning wood, the male slyly sneaks into his partner while she is half asleep, stirring the Bohemian spirit deep inside of her...

The day is best started with, a banana, coffee, and a Bohemian back thrust ...

by Den of Decadence April 22, 2010

bohemian crapsody

When shitting, no fewer than 3 musical pitches are achieved, preferably at harmonic intervals. The flatulent chord then resonates against the porcelain walls of the toilet.

"Mom, i made a bohemian crapsody can you help me wipe??"

by slugj3lag June 26, 2012

Bof'em

a combination of "both" and "them" into an abbreviation

Friend - You want the blue or black?
You - Bof'em.

by Enzo(John) February 28, 2004

The Bohemoth

The pet name Bo Pons uses to describe himself.

That ship on Pheonix Future was a behemoth, "No, I am the BOhemoth."

by Katy Adam March 31, 2005

Bohemian

A hipster who doesn't want to be called a hipster.

Hipster 1: "Hey, man, have you heard of <obscure band>?"

Hipster 2: "Yeah, I used to like them, but now they've sold out. I like their old stuff, like <obscure song from obscure band>. Hey, have you been to <local thrift shop>?"

Hipster 1: "Yeah, but I don't like how they carry stuff from <popular clothing brand>. Clashes with my ironic mustache, you know?"

Hipster 2: "Uh-huh. Hey, listen, aren't hipsters terrible?"

Hipster 1: "Yeah, I was into hipsterism before it was cool. Now it's too mainstream. It's a good thing we're "Bohemian," and not hipsters."

by ontologix429 October 30, 2012