Oh, actually i can’t

Basically means “I would rather put myself in a very awkward position, then do the task that I said I was going to do but now do not want to do and actually did not want to do in the first place but chose to be nice and bow I’m thinking 1 million different possibilities of how to get out of it“ or “ I would rather die, Watch paint dry, or any other horrendous task then do this but I’m trying to be a good human being and be polite“

You: are you ready for brunch tomorrow?

person who doesn’t wanna be there: Oh, actually I can’t

by That person there June 30, 2018

what in the actual fucking hell is that

When your gf is trying to see your dick

Gf: what in the actual fucking hell is that
3: :(

by The_Mad_Doctor August 20, 2023

My answer isn't actually not no

To say no like a formal way but being informal.

Exam question: Did the Nazis win WW2? Write the answer with more than 3 words.
Somebody: My answer isn't actually not no.

by [SL February 11, 2019

actually-lestat-de-lioncourt

A account on Tumblr that was made by Lestat de Lioncourt

Yesterday, actually-lestat-de-lioncourt made a post talking about how perfect he is

by Lestat de lioncourt ✨✨ May 13, 2021

The actual slap ass day

August 30th Slap ass day is a celebration of slapping someone’s ass

The actual Slap ass day is upon us so be carful.

by BD Donatello August 29, 2019

Your actually annoying though

“Your actually annoying though” is a phrase you use when talking to anyone named Karsyn. It is used to describe how annoying they are.

oh my gosh Karsyn your actually annoying though.

by sarahisthecoolestpersonever October 27, 2019

i actually do cuss a little

That stupid meme from an interview with miranda cosgrove

Miranda: I actually do cuss a little
Interviewer: do you?
Miranda: also yeah
Interviewer: whats your favorite curse word?
Miranda: probably fuck
*light laugh*

by fluffy_m0chi June 09, 2022