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72 virgins and a river of wine 

"72 virgins and a river of wine" is a phrase based off of an unverified hadith in Islam. It refers to some description of heaven, which *may* have "72" maiden women and a river of alcohol-free wine.

However, this hadith is unverified and very shaky. Some scholars say it might even be fabricated, as more trustable sources say 2 maiden women, not 72.
Family guy said there would be 72 virgins and a river of wine, but really there is only 2 maiden women and a river of water.
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if a frog had wings 

That definition isn't right. The phrase "If a frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass a-hoppin'" means that if a person didn't have to put up with a lot of shit or deal with a shitty situation, they wouldn't. If the frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass a-hoppin'.
Jim: Hey Bob, how come every girl you have sex with is a real brown bagger?
Bob: If a frog had wings...
if a frog had wings by SKTom March 19, 2009

a single barred window 

A short story written by Andrew Carpentier
Have you read a single barred window yet? It's like the author was in there!

Having a glass of wine together 

UK slang for felattio.
Downing Street said that the MP “flagged up” the couple’s relationship to Foreign Office officials after finding them “having a glass of wine together” alone in the Foreign Secretary’s in 2018.

Having a glass of wine 

UK slang for fellatio.
The MP “flagged up” the couple’s relationship to officials after finding them “having a glass of wine together” alone in the Minister's Commons office in 2018.

faster than a Florida tail wind 

They left the scene faster than a Florida tail wind.

Fart in a gale of wind 

A nobody, a nothing, an inconsequential person or action
"That guy is so useless, he's a fart in a gale of wind."
Fart in a gale of wind by DarcyDog December 20, 2018