single-posting

The act of posting excessively to social media in the wake of a recent breakup in order to catch the attention of the ex and/or potential suitors. It also announces one's return to a wider social community.

The posts do not declare one's relationship status, but are instead cryptic--containing hidden meanings, decipherable only to select audiences.

A "thirst trap" is only one of the most general and common examples.

Shawn: Did you see Jeremy's Insta story??
Christine: Yeah, he never posted when he was dating Margot...
Shawn: The death of the couple inaugurates the birth of the individual. He's totally single-posting.

by harrystyles-tosses-salad June 26, 2023

Mariah Single

Big tits, sexy ass thot. I’d tap that

Mariah Single , Also Known as Big tits Mariah

by Bendohenyfuckedarooundwithme September 18, 2018

im single

same

my friend said "im single" help

by uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu im single March 24, 2021

Single Speeder

One who talks shit while on a balcony while wearing a brown cashmere sweater

Come down here you little Single Speeder!!

by FLiveroay June 10, 2010

Single Maning

To work a whole shift on your own with out a break, because there is no cover.

I can't believe I'm Single Maning a shift again.

by Crawlerbasher August 22, 2011

Single Scoop

a guy going from behind a girl reaching under her arm to grab her boob also can be turned into a double scoop

Cody gave Mariah A Single scoop

*every1 in back round goes 0o0o0o0o0o0o*

by Cody Nault July 5, 2007

Technically Single

The transitory status between being single and being in a vaguely serious/committing relationship. Used either to justify a casual lay, or to avoid it.
Often comes with uncertainty as to whether to update one's relationship status on social networks.

Example 1:
- "Guess what dude - I totally banged Sarah last night"
- "What?? I thought you were seeing Jane?"
- "Yeah man, but it's not serious yet. I am technically single".
- "Ah, ok then".

Example 2:
- "Man, I think Sarah fancies you. Why don't you two go out?"
- "Nah dude, I am technically single, but I'm going out with Jane and I like her".
- "Then you should change your facebook profile!"

by LucaS79 July 10, 2014