The sixteenth president of the United States of America, and in this author's opinion a great example of what America is supposed to be about. A strong leader during a time of crisis, he helped to secure the rights of life, liberty, property, and the pursuit of happiness for those who had never known any of these before. His work in starting the Reconstruction was such that not even his successor (and one of the worst presidents the US ever had, in the author's opinion), Andrew Johnson, could reverse it. A leader of a caliber that not even some of the original Founding Fathers could match. America needs more politicians like him, who know what it means to lead a free country.
by Kirk0007 August 3, 2009

A sexual act by two partners in which they both spread their ass cheeks and put there asshole together to exchange feces. This is usually followed by the two partners playing with the extra feces.
by Lincoln Tunnel May 10, 2014

When a man ejaculates on a woman's face, primarily around her mouth. After this process the man must proceed to rip out the woman's pubic hair ad adhear it to the ejaculate on the woman's face, creating a "lincoln's Beard".
Man, I was fucking this chick on the weekend, and she stuck her finger up my ass, so I was like "bitch, you did not just do that..." So she paid the price, and recieved a genuine Lincoln's Beard.
by Ray-Cory-yar-yar November 25, 2007

Big Pimpin' on a low budget.
Lincoln refers to the face on a 5 dollar bill, when you get laid off it's not about the benjamins anymore. It's about keepin' it Gangsta Lincoln.
Lincoln refers to the face on a 5 dollar bill, when you get laid off it's not about the benjamins anymore. It's about keepin' it Gangsta Lincoln.
by Bukow November 24, 2009

by William Goldstein May 13, 2017

1. I made a huge Lincolns Log yesterday.
2. Last night I was doing some Lincolns Log work with myself.
2. Last night I was doing some Lincolns Log work with myself.
by Tres Winstead April 16, 2010

Shitting a nice stack of turds that completely clogs up a toilet.
Clogging there toilet with more than one turd stacked like Lincoln Logs.
Clogging there toilet with more than one turd stacked like Lincoln Logs.
by LisaBeagle May 1, 2016
