"Oh, His name is Zach"
"I'll think I'll name Him Zach"
"My new baby's name is Zach..."
NAME HIM SOMETHING DIFFERENT GOD DAMNIT!!!!!
"I'll think I'll name Him Zach"
"My new baby's name is Zach..."
NAME HIM SOMETHING DIFFERENT GOD DAMNIT!!!!!
by TheAmazingSX August 12, 2012

Beautiful awsome short guy
big-weiner McSausage
People call him Diarrea cuz he runs shit
Multiple Nicknames: Doops,Cooper, Etc.
big-weiner McSausage
People call him Diarrea cuz he runs shit
Multiple Nicknames: Doops,Cooper, Etc.
by Zachdgk12 October 16, 2008

by twatpocket December 19, 2009

A Zach: If you make out with a girl, shouldn't she automatically have to have sex with you?
Jecca: What the fuck? You're such a douche-cunt.
Jecca: What the fuck? You're such a douche-cunt.
by Jazzy C March 25, 2009

by beanernumbero2 December 9, 2008

zach
by johnnydogoodiloveu February 5, 2009

Usually blonde, a man with strange tastes and even stranger habits. Good Athelete, all the girls like him at first, but then they grow to hate him. Wears V-necks, vests with belts, and skinny jeans for no apparent reason other than his mom dresses him. Usually comes off as an asshole, but that's only because he actually is an asshole. A connoisseur of fruity drinks, Migos, and girls named Peaches
Did you see Zach at that baseball game? He was on Fire.
He looked good, but that's only because his girl Peaches is watching
He looked good, but that's only because his girl Peaches is watching
by ThaRealUrbanDictionary May 12, 2015
