new WoW User: wow this game is fun.
Old wow user: ill suck ur dick for 1 month of world of warcraft.
Old wow user: ill suck ur dick for 1 month of world of warcraft.
by k1rly January 02, 2008
A game for the computer which involves running around and killing things and getting money. This game has no point and cannot be completed, so a waste of time. You pay £9 a month to play on something for no reason-
-its a waste of time
-its a waste of money
-its a waste of life
-you shall lose friends (but gain sad 'virtual friends')
-You shall become fatter and lazier
-You will be a failure in life
people will argue against this but its true, my friend use to come outside and play but I have not seen him for 2 weeks ever since he got the game.
If your going to buy this, don't become a sad,upsessed gimp, Do not play world of warcraft
-its a waste of time
-its a waste of money
-its a waste of life
-you shall lose friends (but gain sad 'virtual friends')
-You shall become fatter and lazier
-You will be a failure in life
people will argue against this but its true, my friend use to come outside and play but I have not seen him for 2 weeks ever since he got the game.
If your going to buy this, don't become a sad,upsessed gimp, Do not play world of warcraft
Guy- Want to come outside?
fatguy- nah, just let me get to lvl 43 first!
guy- hows yoiur girlfriend?
nerd- Oh she broke up with me because I sepnt my money to play World of warcraft
fatguy- nah, just let me get to lvl 43 first!
guy- hows yoiur girlfriend?
nerd- Oh she broke up with me because I sepnt my money to play World of warcraft
by reiss is a geek April 26, 2006
by AASman April 04, 2005
World of warcraft is a video game for people with no skill in real life and no skill at all in anything actually. The game producer Blizzard is very smart and made the game extremely addictive for some idiots in a such way that they made it so you have to play about 1000 hours to start feeling somewhat strong in the game. People in the game are extremely gay. Whatever you dare tell them, they will report you and you will get banned for 3 days. (you pay per month to play so its really stupid)
Some players form guilds so they can go in really hard dungeons where there are monsters that can only be killed with a group of about 40 players. They make you believe that you are gonna gain something from helping them kill these monsters but in fact the guild master and their friends get all the money and the weapon and everything you actually get from killing those monsters so its really just a waste of time.
Some players form guilds so they can go in really hard dungeons where there are monsters that can only be killed with a group of about 40 players. They make you believe that you are gonna gain something from helping them kill these monsters but in fact the guild master and their friends get all the money and the weapon and everything you actually get from killing those monsters so its really just a waste of time.
<Lurkerstella> I own you noob.
<Rawrer> reported.
(30 mins later)
<GM supergayfag> Hello Lurkerstella, you have been found violating the terms of agreement of world of warcraft. You will now be banned for 72 hours.
<Rawrer> OMFG I OWN U LURKER FUCKIN NOOB LOL
<Rawrer> reported.
(30 mins later)
<GM supergayfag> Hello Lurkerstella, you have been found violating the terms of agreement of world of warcraft. You will now be banned for 72 hours.
<Rawrer> OMFG I OWN U LURKER FUCKIN NOOB LOL
by PAtrick gueri November 18, 2006
a game that you are really bad at at the start and basically haven't a clue how to play it so u are just running about killing boars and usuing your right click on your mouse to do so,until one day you get an urge to stay at the pc ,you stay at the pc for a seriously long amount of time,you miss work the next day,this whole process repeats itself,you miss work the next day,you get all excited that you are now lvl 40 and get to wear plate armor,your boss fires you,you run out of money for food,u live off potato crisps and coca-cola,you grow a beard,you start to smell,you havent slept in weeks,your friends hate you,your lifes a mess,your car gets repossessed,you move back in with your 70 year old parents,your life is a mess.
but hey,you have 3 lvl 70 tier 6 uber uber mad chars for it^^
do not play wow..ever..it ruins lives!
but hey,you have 3 lvl 70 tier 6 uber uber mad chars for it^^
do not play wow..ever..it ruins lives!
world of warcraft world of warcraft addiction
by nondas April 06, 2008
The most fun and addicting game in the world, developed by Blizzard Entertainment. The storyline takes place after Warcraft III the Frozen Throne. In the game, you can choose to be the Alliance or Horde with different races, such as Human, Dwarf, Gnome, Night Elf, Dranei for Alliance, and Orc, Undead, Tauren, Troll, and Blood Elf for Horde. There are also classes available to each of the races. They are Druid, Mage, Hunter, Paladin, Priest, Rogue, Shaman, Warlock, and Warrior, and each of them can have different abilities. It is an extremely complex game involving many items, abilities, creatures, bosses, instances, raids, etc...
Unlike in Warcraft III, the Alliance and Horde hate each other on principle. The most rare weapons are extremely hard to obtain, as most of them have a very low chance of drop from a really difficult boss. High level raids may also take weeks to complete, depending on the difficulty.
The stereotypical WoW player is a loser that sits at home all day with no life except for WoW. There may be players like that, but many WoW players that I know are just normal everyday people that play just for fun.
Unlike in Warcraft III, the Alliance and Horde hate each other on principle. The most rare weapons are extremely hard to obtain, as most of them have a very low chance of drop from a really difficult boss. High level raids may also take weeks to complete, depending on the difficulty.
The stereotypical WoW player is a loser that sits at home all day with no life except for WoW. There may be players like that, but many WoW players that I know are just normal everyday people that play just for fun.
Dark_Phoenix: Hey guys, i gots Thunderfury after like 50,000 hours of work!
Normal Person: Great job. Meanwhile, I got into Harvard, got a hell of a nice job and car, married my girlfriend, and I'm on the road to success, and you played world of warcraft?
Chadwick_JuniorXX: Aw...I got killed by C'thun for the 50th time!
AngelRender368: Rogues are so !@#$% cheap! Im never doing PVP battles ever again!
UglyFugly403: Hell yeah, my Warlock is now level 60! The same age as me! BALLIN!!
Normal Person: Great job. Meanwhile, I got into Harvard, got a hell of a nice job and car, married my girlfriend, and I'm on the road to success, and you played world of warcraft?
Chadwick_JuniorXX: Aw...I got killed by C'thun for the 50th time!
AngelRender368: Rogues are so !@#$% cheap! Im never doing PVP battles ever again!
UglyFugly403: Hell yeah, my Warlock is now level 60! The same age as me! BALLIN!!
by A Prisoner of the Scourge September 26, 2007
lol ppl say WoW is addictive which is true but it doesn't mean the ppl who play are smelly fat losers my friends and i who play are athletes and always doing something this just fills the void between 3am and 6am in the summer (if sober if not it a whole different experince) lol i do agree with the earlier statements of the ultimate test for a g/f though lol but the game doesn't require long hours of leveling up to have fun unlike most mmorpgs it actually rewards the casual player
by jm69 June 22, 2005