Slacker Wacker

A person acting as a "fucker" while they are slacking at the same time.

*driving behind someone going below the speed limit* "Hurry up you slacker wacker!!"

*someone doing something stupid* "You slacker wacker!"

by brookfield pancreas November 15, 2023

knick knack paddy wackers

knick knack paddy wackers are people you pass your time away with garbs n foodies n drinks n games.

I went online looking for knick knack paddy wackers

by aromabinger September 13, 2023

Wacker

A person, who is volunteer, part-time or call in the Fire or EMS service, or badly wants to be apart of such service and;
Always has the latest gear, the "coolest" shirts, plenty of stickers and too many lights on his car.

Wants everyone to know that they are Fire/EMS and are often found posting selfies in their Fire/EMS gear or uniform, despite the fact that their real job is at a supermarket or big box store.

"Hey look at that kid with his Saturn, he joined the fire department last week and now he has a lightbar and stickers all over it, what a wacker!!"

by nhbra November 2, 2019

Upper Wacker

The act of ejaculating into the upper tank of a toilet, which gets is namesake from the downtown Chicago thoroughfare Upper Wacker Drive.

Looks like some jagoff pulled an Upper Wacker in the toilet last night.

by Tpaty December 12, 2020

Putin wacker

Putin wacker my grandfather was from Arkansas and when he used to come in to greatest he would tell me come here you old Putin wacker. I was hoping maybe someone from Arkansas could tell me.

Come here you old Putin wacker give your grandpa a hug.

by Sparky769 March 19, 2021

Australian Weed Wacker

When two gay men hang themselves upsidedown, (At last one man must have, extraordinarily, long pubic hair for this performance.) one man stays still (Upsidedown still, mind you.) and the other man does the helicopter and swings his penis on the other man's pubes.

Hey bro man dude, let's go back to my place and do the Australian Weed Wacker cause we're gay, and men.

by Mr.JuicyGuyMan June 5, 2022

Weed-Wacker

Racial slur for Hispanics, due to the fact that they stereotypically work on gardening.

shut the fuck up, Weed-Wacker, go back over the border

by Mexicanboy88 August 24, 2022