Vietnamese Shower

When a man, during a shower, inserts a chopstick up his urethra in order to prevent any toxic solvents from entering the penis. This tradition increased in popularity after the Vietnam War due to their water supply being heavily polluted with toxic chemicals, such as Agent Orange.

This public shower seems very dirty. I should take a Vietnamese Shower.

by fdfsvfdgrtsdvtrgtr August 14, 2025

Vietnamese Cannon

One person (male or female) gets into doggy style, then another person injects napalm into person one’s rectum. After prepped you light the rectum area on fire, creating gas from the napalm to build in the rectum and eventually explodes out the butthole like a cannon.

Henry: my butthole NEEDS some heat, you tryna Vietnamese cannon me??

Tyrone: absolutely, I love when it flies out your ass.

by Socrates_the_philosopher September 17, 2025

Vietnamese Table Tennis

The act of backhanding someone in the balls during doggy style.

For an extra $20, my friend Curtis will throw in a game of Vietnamese Table Tennis.

by Flynurse December 25, 2025

Vietnamese Flagpole

A sexual act where one is lifted into the air using only a dick that’s inside of them, and then spins around on the aforementioned dick.

Guy 1: “My girlfriend’s been trying to spice it up in the bedroom recently, what should i do?”
Guy 2: “Give her the Vietnamese Flagpole, that one always works bro.”

by Stephen Barry February 3, 2025

Vietnamese Vasectomy

When a Vietnamese hooker, who's vagina is so tight that it restricts and cut's circulation on your penis as soon as you nut, that the gargantuan amount of sperm being stopped by the tightness of her vagina holds in your balls causing them to swell to sizes of balloons and then explodes, resulting in vasectomy

"My wife wanted kids, she doesn't know when I was at my 'business' trip in Asia, I got a Vietnamese Vasectomy"

by JamesPage February 7, 2025

Vietnamese Pencil Sharpener

The act of a Vietnamese girl sitting down in a spinnable office chair with her head facing up and her mouth open. A penis is then inserted into the mouth and the office chair starts spinning, which then, with the girl's incisors, slices the penis precisely until the penis is sharp enough to use as a writing utensil.

"Aw shit, I ran outta pencils. Ay nigga, get yo Vietnamese bitch to give me a fuckin' Vietnamese Pencil Sharpener or I'm failing this fuckin' test."

by BangalangMan February 12, 2025

Vietnamesion

To exclude a race of Vietnamesions cause small eyes

Dinh is vietnamesion

by RoverTsilimantoes March 6, 2023