Vietnamese River

The act of urinating into an individual's mouth, and having the urine flow down their naked body.

"Bro it would be really hot if we did the vietnamese river".

"Ok let me get naked and open my mouth".

by The Cock Guzzler December 10, 2021

vietnamese bean desert

When someone licks your beans sideways while tugging rapidly

Sara gave me a Vietnamese bean desert today.

by Skippymcfurlly January 16, 2018

Vietnamese Vasectomy

When a Vietnamese hooker, who's vagina is so tight that it restricts and cut's circulation on your penis as soon as you nut, that the gargantuan amount of sperm being stopped by the tightness of her vagina holds in your balls causing them to swell to sizes of balloons and then explodes, resulting in vasectomy

"My wife wanted kids, she doesn't know when I was at my 'business' trip in Asia, I got a Vietnamese Vasectomy"

by JamesPage February 7, 2025

Vietnamese

A language you can speak or teach the language to other people and talk to each other

Xin Chào(Vietnamese) (Meaning) Hello

by Cotton Berry March 4, 2021

Vietnamese Flashback

When World War started, America attacked Vietnam. Most of the Vietnameses hide in the forest to surprised Americans soldiers, most of the Americans soldiers weren't survive the attack. Couple made it out alive but the attack haunt them....

Doctor: I'm sorry but you've....vietnamese flashback.
Americans that survive the attack: Why are we still here just to suffer...?

by EveryWordYouSay September 9, 2018

Vietnamese Switcheroo

The act of, upon reaching a stop light/sign, all the members of a vehicle bail out and switch positions in said vehicle. Also known as a Chinese Fire Drill. Popular paraphrase amongst the old folks community.

Look at those crazy kids and their Vietnamese Switcheroos at every stoplight.

by Richard Daniels August 25, 2013

Vietnamese powerwashing

Drinking a fuckton of water then using your dicks as chopsticks, first person to pee loses.

Post vietnamese powerwashing pic ✌️😜

by Ovenfreshham June 12, 2025