shredding veggies

To absolutely destroy someone’s penis, either oral or anal.

Holy shit dude, stop shredding veggies

by アイウエオカキクケコ June 9, 2024

Veggie Downer

The token vegan/vegetarian in the friend group that always puts a damper on plans to eat out.

P1: "Should we invite Sara to lunch?"
P2: "I don't know, ever since she became a vegan she's been such a veggie downer"

by veg-a-saras August 31, 2018

Veggie salad

An orgy of vegetables (people who are stuck in their own body or without any limbs)
Sex between multiple people who are considered as vegetables

Man I love me a good veggie salad

by Sagigachad August 5, 2025

Veggie Quest

The hardest puzzle game in fucking existence.

Person: MY BRAIN IS LITERALLY ABOUT TO EXPLODE
Human: hueh
Person: I PLAYED VEGGIE QUEST AND I AM NOW HERE
Individual: WHY DID YOU PLAY THAT GAME

by tongfangnoi February 9, 2024

Veggie

N. Vaginal Wedgie

Ugh.. I can't get comfortable

Why not Babe?

I've got the meanest veggie.

by TheCarni March 29, 2015

veggie vision

A hypothetical phenomenon in which a vegetable is equipped with corrective eyewear, thereby granting it the optical capability to perceive its environment.

This process, rooted in the highly questionable field of horticultural optics, suggests that cucumbers may gain an improved sense of spatial awareness and carrots could finally read the fine print on nutrition labels. The implications for vegetable-based vision enhancement are still largely theoretical, though it's believed to be most effective when combined with a healthy dose of imagination and a pinch of absurdity.

veggie's glasses are called veggie vision

by apr1l1 January 14, 2025

Veggie dance

The veggie dance is an annoying trend on YouTube and TikTok where people would play a song called the Veggie Dance and people would dance to it in public and it makes people look like complete idiots.

It's time to do the veggie dance

by BabbleBoy May 20, 2024