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Valerie

the gayest, annoying, funniest, successful records member, sometimes likes to play scented con
Valerie’s puta is hairy
by milflover21469 February 27, 2022
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Valerie

She worms your way into her heart with her fun, bubbly personality. She may seem shy, or mean, at first, but once you get to know her she is one of the sweetest and dirtiest girls alive.
"Is that Valerie?" "Damn, she's fine..."
by TheBatAnt December 28, 2023
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Valerie

Omg, what a VALERIE ??
by fettywetasspoussey November 29, 2020
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Valerie

Valerie's are often very kind but a little rude. They aren't afraid to speak their minds and once you get them going you can talk to them for hours. They are the most stunning people you ever meet and you can tell it's them from a mile away. They like romantic things but aren't very romantic themselves.

They love drama and immediately ask you to spill any tea. They can be huge weebs but in a good way, horror isn't really their cup of tea but they'll still watch. If you're friends with a Valerie never let them go.
Valerie is my best friend. (Pro-noun)
by Millynightlight July 21, 2022
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Valerie

The kind of girl who is cutest among all the other bitches at a particular location (like a restaurant, a friend's party, etc)
***approaching a girl***
Razer: Hey, excuse me, I just saw you over there and thought you looked really cute.
Girl: Thank you!
Razer: You must be a Valerie.
Girl: Valerie, what?
Razer: You know, the girl who's the cutest among all the other girls. That's what a Valerie is.
by King of Curses August 5, 2024
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Valerie

Valerie she's the girl of the class who's always fighting boys and talking about them too. She has a friend that's a boy and hates him too. Valerie is kind, hardcore, kind of a bitch, she's a little annoying hearing her voice over and over again but she is still someone you want to sit next to.
Hey that's Valerie right?
Yeah that's Valerie she's pretty funny
by Avacidis for lifeeeeee September 29, 2021
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Valerie

Valerie is a bald young girl with massive stompers, if you meet a Valerie in your life it is reccomended that you run in the opposite direction, if you compliment her beautiful features (bald) she will violently attack you, she has the singing voice of a cheese grater
Morbius : Did you guys see valerie her beautiful wig

Valerie : ITS NOT A WIG
by MassiveManBlalls December 13, 2022
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