Turkey tom

A boring youtuber that makes shitty videos yet get shit tons of views

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by Nousernamelmao May 25, 2020

dry turkey

A person who owes money to someone(usually for drugs) and takes too long to pay them back.

This dry turkey owes me so much money, I'm 'bout to whoop his ass.

Don't front him shit, he's a dry ass mutha fuckin' Turkey!

This dry turkey so dry he need some damn gravy!

by *Mando* August 25, 2006

Dirty Tucker

Is the sexual act of stuffing all your meat and beans through a gimp suit hood mouth hole you’re wearing as underwear and packing all that Junk into your partners mouth, using fingers if needed, to fill them so they look like a stuffed hamster, wriggling those hips to the tune of I’m Sexy And I Know it until you nut and she expels it through her nose like raging bull.

You’re not a sucker, until you’ve don’t the Dirty Tucker!!!

by BluetifulWaffle June 2, 2020

choking on a turkey neck

When going down on a woman with a large labia, you suck it back so far you choke on it as her labia is like that of a male turkey neck.

Last night I went down on this girl and choked on her turkey neck. Choking on a turkey neck

by Trader1933 January 13, 2017

Catching the Crazy Turkey

Voracious and elaborate sexual intercourse in a bed. Loud turkey gobbling sounds are mandatory. Aside from this, the exact performance of catching the crazy turkey vary from couple to couple but it may also include killing a chicken as foreplay

"I heard Joe and Teresa were catching the crazy turkey last night."
"Yeah, man. I heard there was chicken blood all over the bedroom after that."

by TheSilkKIng December 13, 2014

turkey flap

you know how old dudes have that flappy skin underneath their arms? It's kind of like that but between their balls and anus, sometimes hanging quite low (4"-8"). Some guys can even catch waves with it.

Also known as the perineal waddle, taintus gigantus or turkey taint. requisite equipment for any taintboarder

Jon rode Bob's turkey flap before dawn every day they were in Kauai.

by the dump March 21, 2009

Turkey Hand

1. A sexual manuever in which one partner places his/her finger in the other partner's anus, then draws an outline of his/her hand on the back or ass of their partner. Loosely based on the elementary school arts and crafts project of making a turkey by tracing ones hand.

Jill's apprecitation for Terry's bedroom artistry became all the more evident after he put the turkey hand on her ass.

by Hoppy Bumgardner June 20, 2010