Tropic Thunder

A very potent strain of marijuana that was brought back by an American soldier after the Vietnam War. After it was smuggled back to the United States, the solider (who chooses to remain nameless) cloned and continued to grow it in his basement in South East Michigan for his own personal use to cope with his post traumatic stress disorder. Strangely enough, the strain was nameless for forty years, until the only person to sell it sold it to his friend after a group tutoring session. When asked what it was called, he said “I don’t even know, but this stuff has been around for a while though, this 50yr old war Veteran grows it in his basement”. The friend replied with “You can’t possibly sell something this good and not even name it! If he got it back in Vietnam call it Tropic Thunder!” With its lime green leaves, radiant orange hairs, and silvery crystals, it’s easy to distinguish it from other strains. Its initial smell is that of any dank strain; however its taste has been compared to Arizona Mucho Mango. This strain is believed to be almost completely sativa, due to its reported psychoactive properties. Running at $20 a gram it would appear to be overpriced; yet with its sweet fruity flavor and potency comparable to LSD it’s well worth the price.

Caller: I hear you have some dank called Tropic Thunder. Is it really as good as they say it is?

Ray: Hell yeah I do, and hell yeah it is. This be the shit they smoked back in 'Nam.

by ckboarder September 28, 2009

Bolmph-o-tronic-bolmph-o-matic-bolmpherizer-XL-GT-3400

A completely automated eletro-mechanical apparatus used for swift, sterile and efficient masturbation. The Bolmph-o-tronic-bolmph-o-matic-bolmpherizer-XL-GT-3400; or B.three-fo as it is known on the streets consist primarily of a polished titanium cylinder approximately 34 centimeters (14 inches) in length and 10 cm (4in) wide. Designed to slide over most human penises. At the end of this cylinder is a clear plastic tube like the kind film comes in. The second part of this invention is the chair which looks like a La-Z-Boy recliner with a metal trash can mounted on the side, motorcylce-like helmet that is pulled over your head, and a cup holder for your beer. When activated a number of micro sized hydraulics, servos and actuators that massage the penis in the same way a vagina would. The temperature and humidity inside the cylinder is also regulated. The helmet is pulled down over the user's head and he is immersed in a 3D environment where the brain scan reveals and creates his ultimate sexual fantasy. When the user ejaculates it is captured in a small plastic container that can be cryo stored for later or dumped in to the "trash can" where it is vaporized by a lazer that is powered by a pico matter/antimatter reactor.

This machine was created at Area 51 and believed to have been made from reverse engineered alien technology. It turns out the technology was actually human from the year 9595.

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by Koopa Troopa August 11, 2004

Toxic Bitch

Trash can bitch who is not genuine and would do anything to make people think they are good, often putting other people down and generally having a IQ of 2

I heard callie and lauren are the some of the most toxic basic bitches in all of the land!

Did you hear? That toxic bitch Victoria has been using Timmy just to take her places around town!

by 3rdBlindMouse February 12, 2017

toxicity

The cancer that has infested the internet. Nobody can say anything that isn't perfectly friendly and brimming with happiness because if you do, you are immediately the worst person in the planet.

Person A: this thread is really bad and uninspired
Person B: wow can you stop being so toxic? omg this level of toxicity is unbelievable

by ihatethisplanet October 6, 2018

toxic waste of life

A person who routinely proves that he/she serves no purpose in society. Generally carry themselves with a sense that they are the hottest shit on planet earth and are incapable of being wrong on any manner. This term can often be applied to celebrities, entertainers, artists and subjects of news stories who recieve accolades for no apparent reason. When critisized will often resort to "pouting" and "acting like a little bitch". Can generally be summed up as a waste of precious oxygen.

That guy is a toxic waste of life.

by rocky skyline November 2, 2009

Tropicana Treat

Sucking semen through a straw after one has been inserted into an anus.

I had a threeway with these chicks and one of them got a Tropicana Treat after I bust a nut in the other one's ass.

by RawBZA October 1, 2010

tropical oasis

the place where you eat lunch outside; usually under a tree or an a bench

a relaxing place to be happy and eat with friends

(note: you dont look like an idiot if you eat alone here)

"why do you always eat here?"

"it's like a tropical oasis!"

o wow your right!"

by qacko123 October 8, 2009